banned for assuming all youngens have long hair

   Banned for not liking my hair. boo hoo      

Banned for the birds... and the river of bird poop, tho it's great fertiliser on the gooseberries

banned for spewing fertilizer everywhere

Banned for I call it " the windblown look".  And the berries are a hit with the kids.   Can you say " Win".    hehe

Banned for the kids threw berries all over the cafeteria in a food fight... lucky they weren't cackleberries [eggs]

Also banned for the windblown look... now get out of the draft before you catch cold.

Banned for  I cannot use Photobucket right now, but the blue on the karma badge is so awesome. 

Tried TinyPic.  Works for me.    And sooo, now believe my hair is longer? hehe

Banned for wanting to put photos in a bucket in the first place... have you not heard of an album, LOL?

Also banned cos my hair was longer than that 'til about 5 years ago... but then I thought a bloke of 56 oughta grow up and get a haircut.

Yeah, it came down to my waist at the back and past my n--ples at the front, and the real reason I got it cut was that it became too much to manage.  It became difficult to keep clean because these days I have arthritic shoulders and can't lift my arms for longer periods, such as washing a large amount of hair, so I got it cut to save the hassle.  Besides, in this Queensland heat it's way too hot to have long hair anyhow, 'tis much more sensible to keep it short.

Banned for sensible will get you all the way home sometimes. Like sensible shoes.  hehe       Yeah, I'm just gonna let my hair grow. I wash it every 2-3 days.  Otherwise all that's required is a good wet brushing. then let it dry.  Length get's in the way if anything. 

banned for only having hair down to the middle of your back

Banned for hair all over your back.... and everywhere else... don't let a bear see ya nekkid or you'll get mated with on the spot.

In the heat here of late [nothing much under 35 - 36c during the day, some days have been 40c +] one needs to wash their hair at least once per day, if not twice.  So glad I no longer have a humongous head of hair to keep clean... I'd get tire out doing just that.

Oh, and banned for sensible is as sensible does... all the way home.

Banned for if you wash your hair too much, it'll get dry and eventually "Split-Ends".    AAAaaaahhhh!!!   Unless your hair is short, then it doesn't matter. Or on your back.. you can't see it anyways.    

Banned for Cousin It had plenty of hair... even on the palms of his hands, and you know what they say about that.

Also banned for scaring me with the split ends.... now I'll have to get some Tresseme Extra Silky Conditioner for regular washing to go with my Tresseme Extra Silky Shampoo for regular washing.

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Banned for hair you go again, washing your hair.     And I've had my hair one inch in length on my head.  Very liberating. But I like long hair. 

Banned for long and curlies....and a true blonde only has dark roots growing in the garden.

Oh, and hairs on the palms of the hands indicate that a bloke plays with his diddle, up the sides and down the middle.

Or so it is said.

Banned for not all.             {poor bloke, no need for mittens though.}  hehe

Banned for the wild things growing at the bottom of the garden... and the blonde who planted them wore mittens to save staining her fingernails.

Banned for planting wild things. 

banned for carrying on

Banned for the wild things growing at the bottom of the garden can come inside at night and smother unsuspecting sleepers, then in the morning there they are, growing away like innocent little wild things at the bottom of the garden, and nobody suspects them one little bit.

Also banned for being stingy with the fertiliser.

Banned for wild kingdom goings on are many a wondrous, supernatural thing. 

banned for LG3 and such

Banned for smart robots having their own mystique does not compare with the real deal. And don't forget, what goes on the web stays on the web... 

Banned for mystique has to have a velvety skin kinda touch to it to be the real deal... and what goes on in the bedroom had better not end up on the web.

banned for being webified