I peeped and you are banned.       

banned for biting the hand that feeds you

Even if he does love it.

Banned for snacks between meals are ot permitted.... and like my dad used to say: "Get that woman out of your mouth, do you have any idea where she's been?"

banned for not listening to your dad

Banned for yeah it's a gift I have.  I call it, the gift. 

banned for regifting

Banned for a gift so obscure, even you don't know what it is.

Banned for it isn't nice to keep secrets.  Do tell will i am. 

banned for being a secret spiller

Banned for being so pursuant of Will I am's personal bits n' pieces... it's all stuff he'd rather not divulge to a judge, magistrate or police occifer.

Also banned cos my grandmother [who was generally quite ladylike] would sometimes say to people [usually authoritarian figures] who wanted to know more than she was ready to divulge: "Trouble with you is, you wanna know the ins and outs of a cat's ass... now bugger off before I set the dog on you." 

Ryat is banned for yet again jumping the queue.

banned for thinking there is a queue

Banned for there is always a queue, otherwise everyone would be first and wearing gold. 

Banned for Q always gave James Bond a hard time.... and Miss Moneypenny always wished he'd allow her to make it hard for him.

banned for going for the money

Banned for lucrative enterprises

banned off of the starship enterprise

banned for not getting on the carrier enterprise

banned because i made the mistake of googling homeworld in search for mods

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00K6ZUOQE

I. WANT. 

banned for showing me that

banned for not wanting to be shown the way

is it bad that i really dont care about the remastered part, and only want the Pride of Hiigara mothership model?

banned for wanting the model

banned because why wouldn't I

IT GLOOOOWWWSS  

banned for wanting radioactive models

banned for when did a little bit of radiation ever hurt anyone