banned for thinking cheap recording/uploading is equal to raw realism

Banned for I wonder if it was taken at the live concert with the new Iphone6? 

banned for just not admitting that its poor recording

Banned for I have nothing even close to that to admit.. your really bad Fogerty profile video is really lacking in the important things. The shake of his head driving the girls crazy, the way he keeps a tight ship when he get's close to play his guitar notes, the band energy, all these little things are huge.  Experiencing the artist that is Fogerty. Even then you could see star quality.  Not to take too much away from yours, if your eyes are closed then it wouldn't matter. Yours would, maybe be better for some. 

banned for not realizing that the only way to listen to music is with eyes closed

Banned for next best thing to being there, anywhere.       namaste 

banned for not looking at me when I'm speaking to you

I'm seriously considering buying the rebellion collector's edition bundle

banned for disappearing while I was on vacation

Stop spamming

Banned fer perpetuating the spamming wiv yer perpetual complainin'.... grumble 'bout 'portant stuff like tha shortage of workers in the condiments factory to pick fly shit out of pepper.

Also banned fer yer nick... some sins deserve to survive with great longevity and enormous enthusiasm.

banned fer yer imroper englisch

and what is an outside non-banner doing here

Banner fer gettin' yer knickers in a knot.... I hear it squeezes the family jewels some, so I'm having a giggle.

and what is a hooded strawberry muncher doing here?

banned for family jewels

Banned for keeping your family jewels in the safe... it's the 1st place a burglar would look

banned for assuming they are in a safe

banned for not keeping them safe

Banned for not keeping your plot in a safe... now you've lost it.

banned for stealing

banned for posting too early

Banned for the postal service has rules about that... and the early bird will not be catching the worm in AdRev's case.  All he gets is a tin of cold spaghetti and one chopstick with which to eat it.

banned for giving too much to eat with

C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker Banned

Banned for improper use of banning powers.... your license has been revoked and further breaches will be met with slimy repercussions.

[and don't think for one moment you will be thrown into a pool of jello with a scantily clad young lass with large chesty bits]

banned for non banning powers

Banned for illegal power consumption.