Banned for the pound oughta round those critters up.... and that poop on the sidewalk, well they can clean their own mess up.

Oi, get down, down boy, get orf ma darned leg... OI... eeeewwww, get orf!

banned for not neutering the dog

Banned for unqualified veterinary advice... however, you can de-knacker it and I'll provide the tin snips

Banned for practices of the neutral kind. 

banned for kindness in a box

Banned for boxed kindling.

Banned for blue boxes are so pretty. 

Banned for burps.

Banned for breaking news... burps are contagious.  Eat at McDonalds and you'll know what I mean

The only reason I'd go into a McDonalds is to use the toilet... cos nothing on the menu appeals to me.

banned for giving McDonalds material for their food

Banned for thinking I take them out 'doggie bags' when I'm done...

.... no, if they want to improve upon the current menu they can go fish it out themselves.

banned for not teaching them to fish

Banned for a fish in the paw is worth two in the bush.      

Banned for going with a paws on approach.... so let's run through the jungle while the lion sleeps tonight.

banned for pawing her up in the bush

Banned for going from pause to stop in mach one gross speed.  Now I'll have to run you over. To the politeness doctor.

Banned for the politeness doctor says you'll need to run him over first... so he has a more pliable, receptive patient when you get there

Banned for Bruce Lee knew how to do just that.        No pawning involved to make this gif.   

banned for showing that

Banned for shorts.

Banned for shortcuts.        

banned for mocking a falling woman

Banned for falling for that.

mock banned

Banned for pretending to ban does not apply.