Banned on a new page. Reapers aren't to be feared; they're to be eaten!

banned for banning the page too early

banned because LOOK WHAT I GOT IN THE MAIL TODAY

http://i.imgur.com/6eSmhxN.jpg

SWEET

banned for having no children and can spend money frivilously

banned because i shouldn't be spending money so frivolously because college

but really i only wanted it because sins is like my favorite game of all time thus far

banned for wasting money on college

Trade schools are superior.

banned because i gots a plan

two years of community college then off to K-State with that in-state tuition to get me a bachelor's in computer science

 Banned because diplomas are lame, yet everyone expects you to get one.

Banned fer all the edjurcashun talk... us don't knead it around ear.

banned for being around an ear

Banned for ear comes the cavalry with reinforcement after a couple of blokes left to get diplomas in becauseology, which basically allows them to study the naked female form.... because they can.

banned for forming the FBI

banned for not approving of scary government agencies 

banned for assuming its a government agency

banned for not assuming

http://lmgfty.com

banned for not knowing the other definitions to FBI

banned because abbreviations are too vague, which is a reason why English is a horrible language in many ways.

banned for mocking the English language

banned for bringing the banning topic back to the english language and its flaws

banned for a flawed ban

Banned because the English language is flawed.

banned for not loving it for its flaws

banned for flawed love

Banned because love is all subjective, just like the English language.

banned because why does it have to be august already