Banned for repeating and assuming in a repetitive way. Possibly lack of interest or could it be laziness?  hmm

Banned for when the big stick goes boom the reverberations are heard by hyper-sensitive ears right round the world... just imagine what the increased decibels of a falling tree would do.

Maybe the lunberjacks oughta provide sound reducing ear muffs for those who need 'em, rght?

Banned for thinking a pirate would actually wear ear muff's..

Banned for doing what you're not doing.

banned for thinking a MOD does stuff..

Banned for stuffing a Mod.

Banned for it's not stuffing, it's pizza.   hehe

banned for not having pizza ready. 

Banned for this is just a little somefin I cooked up. Hope there's enuf? 

banned for not having enough

Banned for being quotationless in the desert. 

banned for assuming desertion

Banned for desertion does not necessarily mean AWOL.... could just be lost in the piles and piles of paperwork.

Banned for the writing on bark.

Banned for the dogs bark when an intruder appears.... and be warned, there's no free magic carpet ride on my watch

banned for carpet rides

Banned for not offering discounts too your forum buddies.  ;-

banned for wanting a discount

Banned for pinching the carpet instead of the penny. For shame.

Banned for making cents. 

banned for nickel and dime

Banned for monetary considerations... if you wanna play banker go to Wall St. Just don't come back here with all that snappy investor talk designed to part people from their money.

banned for wanting me to go to that old place

Banned for it is 10 times better than the hole in the wall... and a gazillion times better than a cell in Hades.

Banned for cell phones in Hades.