Banned for mistaking the remotes for the electronically locking cell doors with mobile phones... and BTW, those long rubbery things are not sex toys... they're what beelzebub uses to torture newcomers who haven't been bad enough and still think they have a chance at Heaven.

Banned for Heavens to Mergatroid. Quote unquote.

banned for quoting

Banned for Bees Knees and Wannabes.

banned for simulating a bee's knee

Banned for the whipple was went when it should have been gone

banned for should have went

Banned for the got up and vaminished.

Banned for as Snagglepuss said.... 

Banned for "Heavens to Megatroid"... running all the way with a spoon.

Banned for copying a typo.

banned for killing Impulse

Banned for troll conspiracy.

Banned for calling out the troll conspirator.... now you've gone and blown his cover.

Banned for coverups. That's Uncle Sam's domain dontcha know. 

Banned for forgetting Maybeline.  

banned for not going mary kay

Banned for female gender selectiveness... not good enough when there are so many women in need of support... and don't say you'll support 'them' if they don't have a bra, that job has already been taken.

Banned for over the shoulder boulder holders and other unmentionables.

Banned for not having a patent on unmentionables... now everybody's gonna want make 'em for profit.

banned for patent pending

Banned from the new ship designer. Lol.

Banned for nautical behaviour.... and not all naval ships are empty vessels.

Banned for Popeye doesn't wear a bra. Just sayin :/

Banned for neither did Olive Oil. Might've been too slippery.