Self ban for quoting self out of turn... bad starkers.

banned for copying the tag line

Copy ban!!nab ypoC

banned for a two sided copy

Banned for a doubled headed coin that always comes down tails when tossed... hmmm, would that make one a tosser?

banned for tossing your coins

Banned for at least he's not tossing his cookies.

Banned for missing the time I did... tossed some choc chips over my shoulder to feed the pigeons in the park

banned for bad grammar

Banned for bad capitalization.

Banned for being Mr. Perfect English.... so get a grip, orright!  There'll be bad this and thats.... so like my 4 y/o grandson says, 'suck it up Princess'.

banned for teaching your grandson poor english

Banned for crossed wires.... he teaches me .

Banned for being taught space by your grandson.

banned by the space in which you exist

Banned because the space between your ears appears to be vacant... did your cerebrum move out?

banned for assuming it ever moved it

Banned for watching brains shake it.

That hits just a little close to home...

Banned for it's good to be close to home when you're bustin' for a leak or have the runs... it's just a bugger when you can't find the keyhole in the dark.

Banned for successfully buggering a keyhole. That particular physiology might cause some confidence issues, but it's surprisingly useful.

Banned for thoughts that border on the lunatic fringe.... you've stopped taking our meds again, haven't you!

banned for meds

Banned for non-medicinal use of a medicinal brandy.... and when you sober up....

Banned for a sobering realization.

Banned for sober thoughts do not necessarily result in logical thinking....  the asylum is full of proof to the contrary.