banned because you can make up any name and there was a band that was called that

Band banned!

Banned because there is a band called Chocolate Wristband... but on the other hand, if it was canned, it would be Canned Heat, who were pretty hot in their day, because they could play all day, blues while they turned the screws on people in loos, who hadn't paid their dues, to the man in the hat, who was big and fat, like a cat that had overeaten, then was beaten, with a kipper, then a slipper, by a nipper, who had an attitude, and was rude, and did exude, bad manners, to city planners, and canners, who put stuff in tins, then bins, but nobody wins, from sins, committed by saints, with oil paints, in cans, and I'm ignoring all bans, on me, so there, see!

No, cos there ain't one called 'The Scuzz Bucket Bandits' or 'The Bewildering Buxom Belles Baring Bosoms'.  So there!

And a self ban...

Banned for giving myself too much time on my hands... and not wearing my strait jacket when I feel like typing gibberish.

Banned for the university giving my probability professor 15 whiteboard erasers and not a single marker. He ended up handing the damn things out to students.

Banned for university speak and not reprimanding me for being up well past my bedtime.

banned for bedtime rules

Banned for needing an alarm to get up in the morning.... I'm up long before I wake up.

Banned for raising the dead.

banned for the need to bang your head

Banned for heavy metals are more precious than gold these days... but don't expect to get lead in your pencil.

banned because I never did

I do expect some graphite though.

Banned for not having a good April Fools' Day ban joke.

Banned for thinking it's okay to fool April with a joke on the 1st day of the month.

Banned because you are such a pril. I'm not 100% sure what a "pril" is, but it sounds insulting so the chances are pretty good that you've been acting like one recently.

banned for not understanding ACE-inhibitors

Banned because I love compliments almost as much as I love karma... not so free with that, are we, bucko.

Banned for being uninhibited and ACEing it in the 100 yards streakers race.

Banned for stalking some starkers streakers in sneakers.

Banned for going naughtily naked near notable nude noblewomen nurturing nubile Norwegian nymphs nibbling nice nutty nougat naturally.

Banned for masterminding the mental meltdown of a maniacally meticulous mathematical master by mentioning multiple morally mediocre methods of masturbation.

Banned for 

Banned because he is from a commune in Northeast Cambodia...?

Banned for wanking while watching wiley women willfully wiggle their wobblies with well wishes for woeful wankers wanting waddling witches with warts to wash where waiters wistfully whistle when widdling and wetting wallpaper which was white with wilting wallflowers and wonderfully written about by Wikipedia's worldly writers who warned writhing weathermen warm weather would wander west while warbling workers went out without wearing winter woolies.

Banned because he's from a dot on the map, and if you blink while passing through you'll miss it.

banned by the blinkin monkeys

Banned by the burping toads... must've been something they ate

banned for feeding them smurfs

Banned for nerfing the smurfs.