banned because cold is nothing more then the absence of heat

Banned because heat is the absence of cold... and hot bodies writing in unbridled passion.

Banned because you can too package cold- just build a box that keeps heat out!

banned for not remembering to remove the heat from within

Banned for warming up the box in the first place.... is that a steaming hot doody I see in there?

banned because I don't know how to quit you

Banned because I just scored 70th worldwide in the pi day challenge!

Banned for taking part in a pi eating challenge... think of the calories.

banned for crazy pi days

Banned for days that end in ay.

Banned for days that begin with d.

banned by the superstitious nonsense that clouds logical reasoning

Banned for there are no weekdays that begin with D... however, I will give you Dipsydoodleday for the faux pas.

Banned for not taking superstition seriously... sometimes logic cannot explain why people won't walk under ladders, step on cracks in the pavement or pee on electric fences.

Ban for I don't know which is hilarious, you saying it or someone looking for one to do the act...

Banned because the Mythbusters did it. Judging by Adam's string of bleep noises, it does hurt quite a bit.

banned for not seeing the third rail pee episode

Many years ago my friends and I took a shortcut to the beach across a field that had a town water connected drinking trough for the dairy cattle.  On various days my next door neighbour, Keith, would pee in it.  Anyhow, one afternoon a group of us were on our way home, minus Keith, when I got this brilliant idea... to put the end of the electric fence to control grazing in the water and give him a massive surprise the next morning.  Yup, he got one alright!!!! 

Hehe, let's just say it broke his dirty habit.   Oh, and the cattle were rotated to another pasture so none were harmed in the execution of this prank.

Banned for forgetting the pee on the monorail episode... that train slipped past 14 stations before it came to a stop.

Banned for slippery business.

banned for being slipped up

ROFL Good Job!

Banned for slip slidin' away.... now who spilt that cooking oil all over the floor?

And before anyone [from the US] bans me for spilt... you don't say/spell spended, it's spent, meaning spilt is perfectly acceptable, despite the US made spellchecker saying it's wrong. Thus and therefore....

Banneded for an effed up spellcheckerer.

Banned for not being around a few weeks ago when I inexplicably turned British for a few posts.

banned for critical British Humor

Banned for I wos... an' i fought it wos a poor impersonashun at that.  In fact, it wos bleedin' 'orrible... in me best Cockney accent.

Banned because basted baked beagles aren't British bakery breakfasts.

banned for baging the beagle

Banned for beige bangles.