Banned for not OBEYING MY EYEBROWS.

Banned for huh?     But those eyebrows are hot.  In a woot way. haha

Banned for wooting all over him.

Banned for only in a woot way my wild stallion. 

Banned for stalling a lion.

banned for lion needs to stop and hydrate every so often.

Banned for watering hole bound.   If I may be so bold, where would one go in Texas for a whistle wetting?

How big of an area are we talking? If you're looking for on the city level, Austin is watering hole dense. If you're looking for establishment, that depends on your taste. Houston is big. The surrounding area, just as big. Near me, Duke's, Bourbon Street Pub, Einstein's, The Trophy Room.

Banned for whistling.

Banned from the graveyard.

Banned cuz those are different spirits....  they are allegedly capable of wetting pants. But not whistles. 

Boo

{Einstein's sounds fun.  }

banned for you should come try it.

Banned for premeditated inebriation......'hic'

banned for keeping a good man down

If I could I surely would.     Banned for day dreams. 

Banned for being a downer.

Banned cuz I didn't think people said that any more. 

banned for people say whatever they want now days

Banned for showing up on the international psychiatric register... twice. Once as yourself and once as your alter-ego.

Hmmm, must be nuts.

banned for you forgot about the third person

Me, myself, and I.

Banned for not registering a trinity on the register to begin with... not only could you incur fines, you could also miss out on future benefits for an intellectually challenged individual.

banned for assuming I am challenged or an individual

banned for I'll challenge you as an individual.

Banned for your challenge, sir knight..... the poor lad has an old, old horse and his lance is broken.

Banned for a broken lance. Use the Duck tape!!!

banned for wanting to tape up a duck

Now duct tape works wonders.