Banned cuz Enquiring minds want to know.   And I'm sure starkers will have an easy and funny explanation. In his inimitable way.

banned for goading him on

banned for we don't even ask him to be around, but we'll get it anyway.

Brace yourselves. There are starkers lurking.

banned for wanting braces

Banned for a big facebow.

banned for going big

Banned for goal achieving.

banned for knocking my goals

Banned for having goals

Banned for having goals in spades.

banned for spade work

ha ha

banned for having spades when only I am authorized to own one.

Resistance is futile. There are now little spades in almost every home.  Banned for goal error.

banned for being in error

BANNED FOR NOT USING CAPS LOCK OR EXCLAMATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Banned for being so loud. 

Banned for being so lewd.

Banned for being lewd is not as bad as being lewd, crude and uncouth with bells and Yuletide decorations on.

Um, what you do is you go into a store and ask if you can use their phone so you can ask your hubby if you can buy this expensive item... once you have the phone in hand you make your business call.  When done you introduce yourself, ask the clerks name and thank him/her for use of the phone. 

Later you ring the store and ask to speak to the clerk, then ask him/her if you have any business calls/messages.

banned for bringing a Yule into all of this

Banned for not embracing the goodwill of Little Bo peep and all those sheep...

.... also banned for Yule discrimination.

Banned for Little Boy Blue blowing his horn. Again. To the tune of Jungle Bells. And Merry Christmas. 

banned for having something blown

Banned for blowing a gasket.

Banned for blow-up dolls.

banned for those nights get lonely. Something has to get blown.