banned for loving that ess

Banned for a big fat m-ess.

Banned for I   Draakjacht.

Banned for inciting jealousy in this 'ere thread... yeah, that thar young Scoutpuppy's o'er thar turning green wiv envy.  AARRGGHHHHH!!!!

Banned for it's no secret. But I will try to refrain from shouting from the rooftops slightly.

Banned because I cannot turn green. This brain pretty much stays red all the time.

banned for it can be grey when drained of fluid.

love you too, Irok. I would swear that you missed me while you were gone.

Banned because usually she does miss you, and bans somebody else.

Indeed I did.   My daydreams would be of you on occasion....

Banned for trivia: Galileo called Saturn 'the planet with ears.'

banned for it could have been worse, it could have been 'the planet with love handles'.

Banned for the fork ran away with the spoon.

That explains things.  

Banned for the ladle was left all alone.

Banned for fiddling with that cat.

Banned for making the little dog laugh and making the dish run away with the spoon

Banned because the cow now has nowhere to go.

banned for he can always go to the dark side of the moon.

Banned for are there roaming charges there to?

{I purchased a modem stick. They charged me $500.00 for one month of usage.   Best I could do is get them down to 1/2 price. Dam} 

Banned for all roaming charges on the dark side of the moon go to Uncle Sam... greedy bastard just had to go and set up a profit base there as well

Yeah, that's the most expensive way to get internet... providers here in Oz charge through the nose for those wireless connections as well.  Daylight robbery, I says.... daylight freakin' robbery.

Banned cuz it's the Wild Wild West as far as internet and phone charging. Wow. And there's competition out there. But still they rip you off. 

They're chargings insane.  And don't get me started about their bills, as in what they're charging you for and how much. It's frackin gibberish. 

It's a sad state of affairs. That's for sure. 

Banned because I played Halo for about an hour today. Then right after that I played Skyrim.

Now I have a wicked case of temporal whiplash...

Banned for playing games when there are more serious matters to attend to.... like lowering fences.  I mean, would the cow jumping over the moon be udderly destroyed if she didn't see how high they had erected the fences on the dark side... because it was dark, that is?

banned for not paying my phone bill

Banned for having a phone with charges attached to it.... me, I don't pay for any calls... zip, nought, nada, not for local calls, not for long distance, not for calls to mobiles, not calls to the designated country of my choice, being the UK, where I have family.

Also banned for I am not a charity... oh, and calls would be cheaper if you placed your phone in a bucket of water.

Banned cuz I have 3 phones. Well, one is a fax. How can you make a business call starkers? Unless you borrow the neighbors? 

Banned for getting up in his business.