Banned for they were last seen in redneck territory.

Banned all the way to Wales.

 Banned for the pastor needs a flock.   

banned for going out to pastor

Banned for not going to glue.

banned for I did but now my nose is constantly stuffy

Banned for you should always google for instructions. 

banned for googling people will get you both instructions and lunch money.

Banned for that's a nice magic trick. Do tell.

Banned for gluing lunch money inside the outside pocket.

Banned because some kid got arrested at my school today. It was interesting. Everything else was just prom, prom, prom...

Banned for school daze....gotta love it.

banned for 'interesting' depends on what he got arrested for. I've seen it happen plenty.

banned for some screw balls clogged up a city street for protest against SB1070

They really need to learn to the read the Constitution and Bill of Rights better.

Banned for not elucidating on SB1070.

Banned for the pheasant plucker's dyslexic son learned the trade and is now a pleasant fucker.

Banned all the way to Columbia.

Banned for up in smoke.

banned for being smoking hot

Banned for you got that right. 

banned for taking it all upon yourself

Banned for OK, smoking is not hot.   

Banned 'til you rot.

Banned for don't hate.  It's bad for the aura.   

Banned for not only not continuing the rhyme, but mistaking my post for genuine slime.