I would give you karma but, that is some sweet music.      And of course you can't.      

I borrowed Spok's superior abilities.  Just for today. 

I would give you karma but I just bonked a quiz 7 out of 18

poo

I would give you karma but, I'm sure you misread the total.  When your points exceed the maximum amount it automatically becomes Minus.   Voila!   

I would give you karma signed in as Barack Obama but then the Secret Service would want to know how come I got his password.

I would give you karma but, Barack is in my chair. 

I would give you karma but if you're sitting on his lap then it's not karma you need.....

I would give you karma, but no.  Just.  No.

-Twi

I would give you karma but, the Chairman has left the building.   

I would give you karma but that's admitting he was in there to begin with... and who left the freaking key under the mat again?

I would give you karma but, you broke the code. 

I would give you karma but I broke the code?  I thought that was Tom Hanks!

Besides, that nude photo you set me had clothes on it, and there's no karma for that.

I don't care if it's a photo of the Empire State Building.... it HAS to be a naked one.

I would give you karma but, OK. Here you go....  nekkid    So no karma. 

I would give you karma but that's better... and I know he's no hiding something... wouldn't have the guts.

Actually, that'd make a pretty neat wallpaper with some of the dark skins I've collected.

I would give you karma but, he is called Big Al. And he is a wallpaper here at Stardock. At the very beginning. somewhere.. Sorry.  I have it in photobucket but my link won't let me access it.  There are a zillion inspiring wallpapers there.    No karma. 

I will have to look that one up cos I reckon it'd go great with some of the WB's I've collected.

Anyhow, despite being a no karma thread, I reckon the heads up deserves some.

Depends on where the head is up, doesn't it?

I would give you karma but you've been absent so long I've forgotten your name and how to speel it.

Also, while this may not be the right thread.....

Banned for the suggestive comment that the head could be someplace unnatural.... 

unless it were somebody else's arse

which would still be unnatural just not as difficult

I would give you karma, but i'm too busy banning you for a semi-long winded post.

-Twi

I would give you karma but, semi-long winded?  Look, get rid of this semi business.  I'm either long winded or I'm not, you can't have your cake and eat it, too.

i would give you karma, but you'd likey forget about it. So what's the point?

I would give you karma, but you're pointing, and that angers me greatly. 

-Twi

I would give you karma but the noteworthy point is that should be pointed out that pointing is rude... according to most mothers

*Twitch*

I would...

*Twitch*

give you karma...

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but I'm so...angry...

*Twitch*

That I can't find the...

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button...so...much...pointing..............

-Twi

I would give you karma but you should see a professional about that twitch before it becomes a full-blown flinch and you develop a stutter to go with it.