*Ducks behind couch*

I would kive you karma but you brought this upon yourself!!!

-Twi

I would give you karma but, this is kaarma...        

I would give you karma but the wheel is on the wrong side.... and the air-con is off.

I would give you karma but, they wouldn't let me modify it. Go figure....   

I would give you karma

but I don't want to upset the 555

I would give you karma but, oh wait. I did. 

I would give you karma but twi has 69 karma

I must ruin

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

I would give you karma but I just checked my wallet and it's empty.

Karma application rejected, due to insufficient funds

I would give you karma but you sound just like a f**king banker.... and do you know just how much I hate f**king bankers?

I would give you karma but, instead we'll hang'em high. AAArrrrrggghh

I would give you karma but... er, what farking but.... string up a few bankers by the dangly bits and the karma's yours.

I would give everybody karma but 4.5 million buttons? I think we need a bigger page. lol

I would give you karma but multiple button pushing is gonna keep you busy and you won't even notice it.

I would give you karma but, I was knitting some torpedoes for my upcoming war and now I'm to blistered to push the karma button.  

Your doctor called, prescribed a medicated ointment, not karma. Sorry.

I would give you karma but you're not authorised to dispense medicated anything from the pharmacy until you put on a white lab coat and actually look the part.

I would give you karma, but there are too many pirates around here and might steal it.

I would give you karma, but someone nuked my favorite thread.

I would give you karma but inflation has affected me 2.  No karma.

I would give you karma but there are way too many and the button might break.

I would give you karma but, I have karma insurance.    They said there are 2 many breakable parts. No karma.

I would give you karma, but instead, you can give me all your karma, and claim that it was an "accident". Then, you collect the insurance karma money, and we're both happy. We just gotta stage it well enough to be convincing.

Ssshhh   Dont tell anyone.

I would give you karma but you can't have that conspiracy cos we're already in the process of defrauding the Karma Insurance Benefit Fund.

I would give you karma but the karma cops just raided the place and stole it.