I would give you karma, but the fact that you felt the need to point out you weren't to blame leads me to believe you're feeling guilty...

-Twi

I would give you karma but, now I'm feeling guilty cuz I never did before. 

I would give you karma but guilty is s guilty does... and I'm guilty of ogling 'puppies' on Dolly Parton's web site.

I would give you karma but, I am guilty having a small attention span. If someone is taking a really long time to get their point across, my eyes, by reflex, start to roll to the back of my head. 

I would give you karma but with your eyes in the back of your head you're not gonna notice anyhow. 

I just hope you're not like me when my eyes roll to the back of my head.... I can see daylight coming in my ears.

Banned for tell Annette that.     She likes karma.

I would give you karma, but due to your lack of trying to give any of it in your previous post, I can only assume you don't like it anymore because you think it's lame.  Oh well, more for me.

-Twi

I would give you karma but the last storm we had here at twilight produced such a horrendously loud clap of thunder right above us that I near shat myself.

I would give you karma, but I dislike repeating myself. 

-Twi

I would give you karma but, I can't stop sneezing. The floor in the other room is getting a brand new life.  But the dust,,, I can't see the karma button... 

I would give you karma but you made the floor so slippery in the other room from sneezing, and with my arthritic an brittle bones I'm not game to walk across it to reach the karma button.

Besides, I gave you karma the other day for being such a naughty girl, and what thanks do I get... you start behaving yourself.

I would give you karma but, the last time you gave me karma was 2007....   

I would give you karma but in 2007 I was out of the country on diplomatic business and couldn't have given karma that year.  Me thinks it was sometime in recent 2012 when you made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

And the next time I give you karma it will be when I've had a truly mischievous thought and the button is real handy while the other hand is busy calculating the distance between my belly button and the end of my.....

nose.

I would give you karma but, maybe your right then. Karma for you.  

I would give out Karma for everyone but it RickRoll´d me...instantly

I would give you karma but the mischievous moment I'm having requires BOTH hands.... maybe when I'm done.

I would give you karma but, your obviously to busy.

I would give you karma but I've still one hand on my shandy glass and the other on the volume dial to tweak the volume on "What's Up" by 4 Non Blondes.

Hmmm, makes you wonder what appendage I'm using to type with, then, don't it?.

I would give you karma but,  it's your nose or your toes.  

I would give you karma but are you sure?

I would give you karma, but you're questioning the motives of others and I don't want to show up on your radar right now. 

-Twi

I would give you karma but, it's safe for a while. He's teaching his puppy to type. 

I would give you karma, but that fact that you know that leads me to believe you are a starkers stalker...that's the worst kind. 

-Twi

I would give you karma but, I'm not a stalker. I'm a psychic. For proof I will state that starkers will be here later.

I would give you karma but I can't resist