Why men don't live as long as women





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how are any of those more dangerous than these.....
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Dangerous for whom, Lantec? ![]()
right!!!!
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Ever have a spiked heel step on your toe?? Major...OUCH!! I have an observation to make however. I've noticed women who wear high heels walk funny. Whaddya think?
I think a lot of what ladies think they have to do to look attractive is ridiculous and not particularly beneficial to their health....but some, at least seem to enjoy it.
To each his/her own.
Because we have to deal/live with women.... ![]()
Wow.....you DO have balls.......and all this time I thought y..... never mind.
Personally, I'm shallow enough I'm adverse to anyone prettier than I am......... even you Honey.
Because we list them as the beneficiary?
because we don't want to.
yrag, don't You mean........snowballs. ![]()
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Sounds like a mom to me!
Women live longer than men because they don't have wives nagging them...
Lesbian brides? Can I have two? ![]()
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And you want two?
What about your back?
BTW....aren't you married?

Because they won't let us ... 
Women have to live longer so they can have the last word.
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"Married men were found to live, on average, 10 years longer than non-married men........"
see...we're good for you guys...you just don't realise it... ![]()
When women are sick the last thing they want to do is make a fuss, lest someone we care for starts to worry. That said, pain becomes more tolerable. It's a fact women can handle more pain than men. ![]()
Men on the other hand get a scratch they can't see and immediatly run in to find out if it's bleeding....
In conclusion you men have to learn to relax. Most men tend to run wiith their engines goin to fast. Hence shorter life span. Our hearts like a battery has a certain life span, given everything else is OK. Only so many beats per customer. The faster you rev the sooner there's gonna be a break down...So a day off for everyone...
(and we're prettier)
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