Why men don't live as long as women





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Doc....I bet you could make sex sound boring.....
Ah, but that was cleaned up considerably for the forums... Doc's lady friend tells me that he gets right down and dirty when in private.
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That reminds me of the Schweppes ad from some years back, and the lion denying that he disliked elephants: "I like elephants alright... I just don't think I could eat a whole one."
I normally don't like ads and pay them no mind, but that one got my attention/tickled my funny bone. ![]()
Just changed my phone number. 
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Don't worry... your real secret is safe with me.
If anybody wants to know that you have a collection of blow-up dolls (one for every night of the week), they're gonna have to beat it out of me with a rolled up bus ticket..
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Yep....Latex Larry. That's me. But you promised never to tell. ![]()
Oops, that wasn't a PM? ![]()
Thing is, I never mentioned what Kind of blow-up dolls they were ... for all anyone knows they could be the type used in parades and the like.
Just as well, then, I never mentioned anything about all the 'Big & Busty' pron. ![]()
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