You take some things too seriously, and also automatically assume that nobody knows anything anyway when it comes to the world.
That's usually a safe assumption.
Piracy means that you steal something that doesn't belong to you and sell it on yourself or use it yourself. That is what traditional pirates did in the old times.
That's neither what piracy means nor what "software pirates" do.
Piracy (real such) is not "stealing", it's roberry under war-like conditions. It's a much, much more serious crime than mere stealing.
"Software piracy" is neither robbery nor stealing and never has been. It is also not usually done under war-like conditions. It has traditionally been a much less serious crime than most others.
Piracy (real such) is illegal under common law without specific laws about it. "Software piracy" is only illegal if specific laws are made. For example, the US constitution does not provide a way to make piracy (real such) legal but does allow for congress to create (or not create) copyright laws.
The two (piracy, real such, and software piracy) are not only completely different types of crime, they are also both distinct from stealing.
One cartographer from Freiburg simply called the continent that after Americo Vespuci while he was drawing a map because he didn't know what else to call it
Yeah, and a few years later people were fed up with living in Vespuccia and renamed the land "America". 
That reminds me of the Eiffel Tower, named after its famous architect, Fred Tower.