Granted. Your bosses' incestual kids later blow it up.

I wish that I didn't have this stupid cold... I"ve been talking to my crush for TWO WEEK NOW sounbing like dis....

Xer0 \^/

Granted. You get smallpox instead and die.

I wish for a mini, indestructible Death Star floating around my head that I could telepathically command to blast the kriff out of anyone I command it too!

Granted. However, your crush introduces you to her new boyfriend, whom you subsequently blow up. She hates you for it, and hits you, and in self-defense the Death Star blows her up too. Then the police come, and you blow them up.... you know where this is going. Just don't bring it to the Susquehanna Valley, thx.

I wish for the Noreaster we're supposed to be getting tomorrow into sunday would miss our area.

Xer0 \^/

How did you know about my GirlFriend!

Granted. It hits tomorrow instead and destoys your crush. (ie house falls on you, she drowns, hit by lightning, etc)

I wish for a Legion of Doom!

Girl... friend.....

Do tell.

Granted. However, it's not yours.... it's mine. I recommend joining the winning side, Veers... I'm out to destroy the world and create it anew...

I wish that John Locke didn't die on Lost... or that they could've at least brought him back to life. They bring the Arabic torturer back to life, but they don't bring the crippled, hopeful, inspiring, wise, and faithful Locke back...

Xer0 \^/

Granted. He then gets killed again.

I wish that that I had a good wish right now!

Granted. It gets corrupted and the cycle continues.

I wish I could use the Pick a Side game, but I glitch on it...

Xer0 \^/

Granted. No one else plays it.

I wish that I had a fleet of interstellar vessels and founded my own civilization!

Granted. A black hole drifts thru your system. You try to Phase Jump away, but the epic concentration of Dark Matter crushes your ships intantaneously.

I wish that I wasn't in a Karma rut. I havn't gotten any new Karma since my New Year's Geass Gallery Party.

Xer0 \^/

Granted. You now have so much karma that everybody hates you and your parents disown you for having so much.

I wish I could play EVE Online forever for FREE!!

Granted, but like all free MMO's it now sucks ass.

I wish that Supreme Commander 2 didn't use Steam.

Granted, but it's filled with more DRM and security measures than the pentagon and your computer explodes for failing to pass it's 22 thousand tests before starting the game.

I wish that Ghost posted a wish, because then I could corrupt it! (that's what this game is all about!)

Granted, however you get abducted by aliens who didn't want him to make a wish, and thrown into a black hole, then earth gets bombarded and the leaders of the major countrys blame you.Then the Altarians from galactic civ II kills you because they didn't want ghost to make a wish either.

I wish that i was entrusted with the Vasari Death Star project and not the Vasari general who bribed his way though the ranks...

Granted. The project fails.

I wish that I could do anything I wanted!

You already can; but you'll get arrested for doing anything fun.

I wish IFear had made a wish for me to corrupt.

Xer0 \^/

Granted only it is uncorruptible and you go insane. Then I kill you by making out with your crush in front of you (because of which your face melts)

I wish for a joke.

That hurts, Veers. It does.

You could make one about your b**** of a sister... btw: You complain about her enough, yet we never hear any actual stories about it... why?

I wish that Veers didn't know exactly how to kill my mood, using my crush as a weapon.

Xer0 \^/

Granted,but Veers leaves the forum because he's bored, then uses the death star on the planet your on.

I wish that people didn't confuse me so easily on the ban threads!

Granted, but now it is impossible to be confused or stumped in any situation, life becomes boring and while you are walking home, depressed, a bus hits you because you were not paying attention.

I wish I never had to sleep, couldn't die of sleep deprebation, and could spawn anything at a whim, kinda like a replicator from star trek.

Granted, but one day you summon a Daedra from TES Oblivion, and barely escape with your life, then you accidently summon mehrunes Dagon, resulting in a horrible fight where you get knocked out.but because you didn't need to sleep, your stuck in a half void between conciousness and unconciousness...

I wish for .......... Nothing!

Haha,find a way around that!

Granted. You now do not exist.

I wish that I could corrupt any wish EVAR!

Granted, but everyonefinds out its you, they throw you into a pit of lava.

I wish that everything was free and companies dont need money to run

granted, the world goes into bankruptcy, and Xero7's legions of doom take over the world even easier.

i wish my dog would stop scratching the door, then just walking away..

SO SAYS THE KING!!!