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Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game.

Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game.

I wish upon a Shooting Star this night that it will not hit me! Granted but it hit your neighbours house instead... And your neighbour is the one known as HiddenMaster, and he attacks you with an axe.

The rules of the game are easy: Some one makes a wish and then some one makes a silly, funny corrupted version then make their own wish.

I wish that I had a $one hundred zillion$ to create an FTL drive and go down in history as the most famous person ever. Now let the corrupting begin! Edit: What do you think of the subtital now? Seems better this way I think.  

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Reply #1076 Top

But how are they going to get said antimatter

I think its far more likely the government drugs you clones you and probes you in your sleep

Reply #1078 Top

We need to get back to the wish breaking, quick someone make a wish!

Reply #1079 Top

I wish two wishes.

Wish one: I wish for a fully functional, fully legal, completely normal Alienware.

Wish two: I wish that my second wish to be utterly incorruptible, have no negative repercussions, and do no harm.

 

:cylon:

Cadalancea

Reply #1080 Top

Wish One Granted, you have an Alienware, then you realize just how much money you could have saved by building it yourself, the terror drives you mad. You spend the rest of your days attacking alienware computers before you are eventually shot down for breaking into the alienware headquarters with a flamethrower and at least 500 lbs of C4.


Wish Two Granted, although I'm not sure why you want your second with to be incorruptible, since you didn't actually wish for anything. I think you meant to wish for your first wish to be incorruptible. Too late.


I wish I could live forever, be impervious to blades, cannons, lasers, anti-matter, you, him, her, it, them, replicators, ancients, ori, asgard, tau, astartes, eldar, the god emperor, Horus, temptations of chaos, Egyptian gods, Greek gods, roman gods, catholic god, sun Tzu, Genghis khan, Julius Caesar, that guy over there, swords, maces, blunt impacts, suffocation, burning, Nathan Fillion, Magic, Magicka, Mana, Chi, kung fu, humor, exhaustion, Chuck Norris, and starvation.

Quoting Cadalancea, reply 1079
I wish two wishes.

Wish one: I wish for a fully functional, fully legal, completely normal Alienware.

Wish two: I wish that my second wish to be utterly incorruptible, have no negative repercussions, and do no harm.

Cadalancea
End of Cadalancea's quote

Reply #1081 Top

Ah, that is where you fail. Technically, i made three wishes. Thus, my third wish (and final) was to protect my second one, which was labeled wish one, because it was the first wish granted by the actual first wish, where in actuality, it was the second wish overall!

Granted. Kyle Katarn shoots and kills you with the Bryar pistol. And then beats your body to death.

 

:cylon:

Cadalancea

Reply #1082 Top

Darn, I was hoping Kyle Katarn would be covered be "That guy over there".

I'll have to remember this...

Reply #1083 Top

Kyle will remember too.

Reply #1084 Top

Ghost...i bow before your extensive nerdly knowledge.  (And i mean the good level 2 kind of nerd)

Nerd level 1->  Geek->  Nerd Level 2

-Exile

Reply #1085 Top

I wish that you would accept me as the nail.

Reply #1086 Top

Granted. You are now a tiny cylinder of metal. It rains, and you rust.

I wishfor His Father's Fist to be finished this year :P

 

:cylon:
Cadalancea

Reply #1087 Top

Granted its finished, but you never find out

I wish for Halo;Reach

Reply #1088 Top

Granted. You get the beta. But you don't have a developer xbox, so you can't play it.

I wish for no more replies on this thread!

(Heh)

 

:cylon:

Cadalancea

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Reply #1090 Top

I wish IFear didn't post a bunch of quote boxes!

Reply #1092 Top

I wish America was the Holy Britannian Empire with me as Emperor and I had an army of Knightmares to take over the world with, starting with Japan.

Reply #1093 Top

Could someone explain why it's called the Holy Britannian Empire?

 

Reply #1094 Top

Because no tyrannical empire is complete unless its sanctioned by God.  Or the Dark Side of the Force (don't worry Veers, I'm not trying to leave you out).

Reply #1095 Top

Oh I don't care about the holy part, I'm mostly confused about the Britannian part, if I'm not mistaken GB isn't part of the empire, so why call itself the Holy Brittanian Empire?

 

Oh and to continue the game,Granted but then a dude named Lelouch.......well, just watch Code Geass to get the right idea of what happens next.

 

I wish frogboy would give me Elemental Beta Access.

Reply #1096 Top

You get access but you hate it because the beta does suck.

It would be better for you to ask for access to the full game for free upon its release.

Speaking of that, I wish that I could get Sins of a Solar Empire 2, and that it is even more awesome than the 1st+Entrenchment+Diplomacy!

Reply #1097 Top

Granted its awesomeness melts your brain to confetti

Reply #1098 Top

I wish its awesomeness didn't melt my brain to confetti!!!

Come on people, we have to both corrupt the other persons wish AND post our own wish! I can't do that if you don't post a WISH!

Reply #1099 Top

Veers: Not to be judgemental, but I think you've failed at filling my shoes. (Not that I blame you.... Exile left about the same time I did, so you had a double vacuum to fill)

I wish I could hear you over the sound of how in love I am with this girl...

Xer0 \^/

Reply #1100 Top

Granted. You promptly go blind from the volume

I wish for a Death Star