Man. This is gettin' go-o-o-od lol. Now, whenever people talk about girls, I give 'em one of your stories. Everyone laughs. And it's funny, I can just picture you, kinda like Lelouche, coming up from gym incredibly tired after running 2 feet lol

Granted. You challenge him, beat him, but then your crush feels pity for him and hates you now.

I wish for a sonic cannon

DDAAAMMIITT!! (That actually might happen)

My life is NOT a public entertainment system!

...

And I OWN at floor Hockey.  Although, I was tired...

Granted. It breaks all your windows, but you don't know that it's on. Also: All the dogs and cats withing 5 miles of you die.

I wish that you didn't use my epic girl failure in conversation with people I don't know...

Xer0 \^/

Granted. Now I talk to known peodphiles about you and tell them your school name

I wish you hadnt just implied that you wanted their names!

I didn't!

On second thought, I wish I could take back all the stuff I've said about me and my crush on here. That's caused me nothing but trouble with the other users....

Xer0 \^/

Granted. Then we lose intrest in you and you die of loneliness.

I wish for sacrifice

Granted. Depending on the sacrifice, you gain anything from a pile of pebbles to the fabled Philosophers' Stone, which can turn any metal to gold, ressurect the dead, and cure any illness. However, I doubt you watch FullMetal Alchemist, so you don't know what you have to give in order to get it. (And don't ask, it's VERY dark).

I wish for gain without sacrifice.

Xer0 \^/

Granted. But you are the sacrifice.

I wish I had a Brain-Computer Interface!

Oh, and Xer07, maybe you should take a little Tae Kwon Do or Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. I take the former, and just recently got my black belt. My sister takes the latter and just got instructor certification. Both are excellent arts.

Granted. However, I screw you over and stab you in the back to kill SkyNet.

I wish that Avatar would have a sequel

Meh.

I heard two things that made me not see Avatar:

1. It's basically Vietnam, just future-styled.

2. It preaches about the environment waay too much.

Whiskey: Hmmm... I might actually have to do that, that guy kinda... scares me. (But don't tell my Crush that!)

Xer0 \^/

Whats her name again? Michelle or Mikayla. One of those.

I wish you had made a wish.

I wish you'd stop posting so I could sleep in peace.

*Contented sigh...* Her name is Mishayla...

*Still hurts from your Avatar Fight post*

I wish that I was good enough for her... sigh...

Xer0 \^/

Granted. You are just barely good enough for her and when she meets Mr. Right (your guy best friend) it crushes you and you become depressed.

I wish for Sun Tzu's Art of War

Granted. You still fail college, tho. No military for you!

Sigh. That's actually my overall plan. Stick around here until she finds the perfect guy for her, wait until she gets married, then leave, knowing her new spouse will keep her happier then I ever could...

I wish I wasn't such a self-depresser.

G'night.

Xer0 \^/

Granted...You've just been added to my guardian list...prepare to change your outlook on youeself...

I wish i didn't place everyone else before myself.....

-Exile

You know you can get it for dirt cheap on Amazon.com

Granted you are uber helpful to everyone you know, unfortunately you try to help them with everything and they get creeped out and get a restraining order.

I wish I didn't place anyone else before myself. I think it would be easier to be selfish.

Granted. Now everyone hates you and burns you at the stake, burns your house to the ground, and then burns the burned stuff.

I wish I could be the "GREAT OVERLORD OF MARS+JUPITER+SATURN"!

Granted, but then you split away from the Terran Alliances thinking you are all powerful and the Drengin Swallow your puny empire.

I wish I had a job in the computer industry.

Granted. You are the guy who dusts the cooling vents on the computers.

I wish I that I had every game I ever wanted when I looked at it and thought, "yeah, I want that, it looks fun".

Granted, but the games materialize in your lower intestine, nuff said.

I wish I could get in the Elemental Beta sooner.

Granted, but because its a beta you hate it and then go on an anti-Stardock crusade, championing Steam, and causing the destruction of all that all people hold dear.

I wish I could get Diplomacy RIGHT NOW!!

Granted. You steal it, get caught, and are sent to jail where you are raped weekly by a guy in the shower and nightly by your cellmate.

I wish for irrefutable proof that I am always right.

Granted but it actually bends space and time to force everything you believe to be right. Many years later you slowly have a mental breakdown. You eventually become certain that the earth will explode in 1 year. You spend the next year trying to warn the inhaitants but no one believe you. You die, a product of your own supercharged mind. I hope you enjoyed it.

I wish for all o the powers of...lets say superman, but none of the weaknesses.

Granted. Everybody hates you now because you can't seem to catch a simple mugger without accidentally killing him.

Meh, I don't care if they hate me, what are they going to do, kill me?

Exactly. I don't think superman can take a brick of antimatter to the face and live to tell the tale.