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Chuck Norris facts in Sins

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Chuck Norris can defeat a fully upgraded starbase with a colony vessel.

Female Advent have hot voices to seduce Chuck Norris. It is not gonna work.

Last time Advent meteor-stormed Chuck Norris, he stroke back with a planet-storm.

Pirates don't accept bounty for Chuck Norris. They prefer commiting suicide.

Chuck Norris can stop a blast from a Novalith Cannon with his left hand.

Chuck Norris have never been minidumped.

A classic one : The vasari are running away from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris have more karma than Annatar11

One day, Chuck Norris took a Missile Barrage from a Marza. He blinked.

In a gravity well, there is 1278 objects that Chuck Norris could use to annihilate your fleet, including the gravity well.

Chuck Norris can move his fleet whereever he wants, and it is often in your face.

Where Chuck Norris goes, mines steps aside.

 

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Reply #326 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Shuazoid, reply 325


Chuck Norris hair never drops off.

When Chuck Norris pulls off a strand of his hair, they become Phase Lanes.

 

And this works how?.

Reply #327 from Sins Forums Top

Very Carefully. And because Chuck Norris allows it to.

HANG ON!

You're a 4th Generation poster! Congrats, you're the first I've seen online!

Xer0 \^/

WindowBlinds - Free yourself of the default settings, customize your desktop.
Reply #328 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting N3rull, reply 314
When you want to blow someone's back off with a frag grenade, you count to five.

When you want to annihilate the Universe, you count to Chuck Norris.

The only person's back you'll be blowing up is your own...

Reply #329 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Xer07, reply 327
Very Carefully. And because Chuck Norris allows it to.

HANG ON!

You're a 4th Generation poster! Congrats, you're the first I've seen online!

Xer0 \^/

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Reply #330 from Sins Forums Top

Good for you,  but it also is bad for me, since I'm 2nd Generation, and that I'm getting old. :grin:   (I garuantee that the Forums are tired of my being here.)

Xer0 \^/

Chuck Norris never has girl problems, like I do...

Reply #331 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Xer07, reply 330
Good for you,  but it also is bad for me, since I'm 2nd Generation, and that I'm getting old.   (I garuantee that the Forums are tired of my being here.)

Talkin' about your Generation (Awesome show)

Reply #332 from Sins Forums Top

Um, what?

Anyway, you post here often enough, why not try the other Forum Games? I recommend Avatar Fight, I would give you karma, but..., You're Banned, and Corrupt a Wish.

Xer0 \^/

Reply #333 from Stardock Forums Top

Chuck Norris has no chin.  Under his beard is another Illuminator.

Reply #334 from Sins Forums Top

Chuck Norris won a staring contest with a star. 

Chuck Norris jams Nano Weapons Jammers.

Chuck Norris bombs planets while phase jumping.

Chuck Norris can kill Vasari scouts using phasic cloaking.

Chuck Norris can destroy capturable extractors, with construction ships.

Phase missiles don't penetrate Chuck Norris's shields, Chuck Norris penetrates phase missiles' shields.

When Chuck Norris researches Hardened Cities you will NEVER be able to get one of his planets.

Marzas don't use Raze planet on Chuck Norris's planets, Chuck Norris's planets use Raze planet on Marzas.

Chuck Norris's repair platforms use Cleansing Brilliance.

Chuck Norris can phase jump through stars' gravity wells.

And a sins unrelated one....

When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet.  The lake gets Chuck Norris.

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Reply #335 from Sins Forums Top

When a TEC player used Last Resort on Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris retaliated by using SuperNova on the nearest Star. Only his planets were left in the system.

btw

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can Swim on Land. (And according to Subway, Mike Phelps is Chuck Norris...)

Xer0 \^/

Reply #336 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Xer07, reply 335
When a TEC player used Last Resort on Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris retaliated by using SuperNova on the nearest Star. Only his planets were left in the system.

btw

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can Swim on Land. (And according to Subway, Mike Phelps is Chuck Norris...)

Xer0 \^/

lol wow nice one.

Chuck Norris's squadrons deploy capital ships which in turn deploy squadrons.  It becomes a vicious circle!

Reply #337 from Sins Forums Top

Chuck Norris has successfully bombed and colonized stars.

Reply #338 from Sins Forums Top

Chico: The SoaSE related one, or the just plain Chuck Norris one? Either way, thx! :grin:

Newly built Marza's say, "Bringing out the big guns!"

Newly built Chuck Norris' say, "I'd show you, but the Gravity Well isn't big enough".

Xer0 \^/

Reply #339 from Sins Forums Top

Chuck Norris can destory the Enhanced Pirates in Distant Stars with his scout.

Reply #340 from Sins Forums Top

Chuck Norris' Race is his immune system. He himself is the entire galaxy.

Xer0 \^/

Reply #341 from Sins Forums Top

Both but the plain one was hilarious lol.

All will join (be owned by) The Unity (Chuck Norris) in time (NOW!)

Reply #342 from Sins Forums Top

There are no stars in SINS...those are just the reflections of light in Chuck Norris's eyes as he watches all of you, always.

Reply #343 from Stardock Forums Top

this thread would die, except that it is about Chuck Norris.

Reply #344 from Sins Forums Top

No, this thread is dying, if weren't for me. Somehow, I'm the Chuck Norris of the... wait.

*Turns Around*

Chuck Norris?!?!? What are you doing he-

*Gets punched in the face by the fist under Chuck Norris' beard*

x_x  x_x x_x x_x x_x

Xer0 \^/

Reply #345 from Sins Forums Top

Chuck Norris doesn't tbag. You are not worthy.

Reply #346 from Sins Forums Top

Chuck Norris is the reason there are no space ponies the one you find are the futile attempt by the creators to bring them back

 

the advent got banished because they made the 9th lab and reserched Chuck Norris who in turn destroyed the dark fleet and chased out the vasari

 

chuck norris is population control thats why there are no TEC women or Advent males

Reply #347 from Sins Forums Top

This thread is ancient lol. Well im not looking through 14 pages soo, Chuck norris is the reason why the vasari is on the run

Reply #348 from Stardock Forums Top

Chuck Norris won the first diplomacy victory before the load screen appeared.

Reply #350 from Sins Forums Top

I'm not sure.  But I am sure he roundhouse kicked his way out of her belly, simply because being shoved through a vagina is unseemly for someone such as Chuck Norris.