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Chuck Norris facts in Sins

Chuck Norris facts in Sins

Chuck Norris can defeat a fully upgraded starbase with a colony vessel.

Female Advent have hot voices to seduce Chuck Norris. It is not gonna work.

Last time Advent meteor-stormed Chuck Norris, he stroke back with a planet-storm.

Pirates don't accept bounty for Chuck Norris. They prefer commiting suicide.

Chuck Norris can stop a blast from a Novalith Cannon with his left hand.

Chuck Norris have never been minidumped.

A classic one : The vasari are running away from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris have more karma than Annatar11

One day, Chuck Norris took a Missile Barrage from a Marza. He blinked.

In a gravity well, there is 1278 objects that Chuck Norris could use to annihilate your fleet, including the gravity well.

Chuck Norris can move his fleet whereever he wants, and it is often in your face.

Where Chuck Norris goes, mines steps aside.

 

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Reply #276 Top

Chuck Norris decreed that Kron had to be destroyed because it was sinful.

Reply #277 Top

Chuck Norris does not build or colonize anything. he simply points his finger and everything does what he wants. the explosive material used in the Novalith Cannon is composed of 1% Chuck Norris ear wax. the remaining 99% is the metal casing used to prevent the explosive from detonating before it reaches its target.

Reply #278 Top

Chuck Norris decreed that Kron had to be destroyed because it was sinful.

Rascist!!

Reply #280 Top

Technically, that's still racsist, if you look at it from a certain standpoint.

P.S. Get back to your own series

Reply #281 Top

If they are different species then i dont think it can be classified as racism.  Zeno hate is more appropriate

Reply #282 Top

its spelled xeno. xenophobia is assosiated with isolationists. and it can be called racism. we are the Human Race. we also happen to be multi-racial therefore race has two different meanings for us. the Vasari appear to be multi-racial too in their own way. notice how their appearances are very drastically different from one another.

Reply #283 Top

And who said it was wrong to hate the Xeno?  Heretics, that's who.  Kill the Xeno, purge the Psyker, all in the name of the TEC! :grin:

Reply #284 Top

you dont even know what xenophobia means do you? now that you have said that i suddenly feel the urge to shank you in the chest. ignorance and making jokes about something serious has that effect on me. #:(

Reply #285 Top

Chuck Norris stopped at the Vasari Homeworld 100 thousand millenia ago and took a dump. From that dump came what we now know as the Vasari.

Reply #286 Top

Sins of solar empire entrenchment expansion, was created to make the player more likely to be able to defend itself against chuck norris

This didnt worked, so they are creating sins of solar empire diplomacy.

Reply #287 Top

Quoting Decim8tor, reply 284
you dont even know what xenophobia means do you? now that you have said that i suddenly feel the urge to shank you in the chest. ignorance and making jokes about something serious has that effect on me.

making jokes and effecting are two different matters.

i make racial jokes all the time, even about my own people, because they are funny and often outrageous. it doesnt mean i actually go around carpet bombing (metaphotically speaking) people based on race. I hate each and every person based on personal merit =P jks

however, if you cant lighten up and take a joke, all you are going to acheive is attempting to pull people back into the dark ages where witches were burnt because they didnt want to sleep with so-and-so

Reply #288 Top

Chuck Norris was sleeping through a game that was won before it started, but oke up when you didn't make a joke about him. Edit your post, or fear his Fist-full wrath.

Reply #289 Top

Chuck Norris has 10 rules. But the most important is this: Chuck Norris wins. PERIOD.

Reply #290 Top

Chuck preordered Diplomacy 3 years ago.

Reply #291 Top

Chuck preordered Diplomacy 3 years ago.

And he got it thirty years ago

Reply #292 Top

Chuck Norris has 10 rules. But the most important is this: Chuck Norris wins. PERIOD.

The other nine:

1. I am your lord thy Norris, and I shall have no other god before me

2. You can't do anything unless Chuck Norris says so

3. Chuck Norris

4. All weapons won't work if Chuck Norris is in the same dimension as it, unless it contradicts Rule # 2

5. Chuck Norris contradicts everything, except his own rules, unless it defies Rule # 3

7. You can't know Rule #6, because Chuck Norris said so

9. No math/counting shall be correct, unless Chuck norris says so

Reply #293 Top

Edit your post, or fear his Fist-full wrath

Chuck Norris said he can't

Reply #294 Top

Kill the Xeno, purge the Psyker, all in the name of the TEC!

No, and what the hell is a Psyker? And xenophobia is the fear of things you don't know about. And why would anyone do anything in the name of the TEC, except for money?

Reply #296 Top

Quoting KronRefugee, reply 294

No, and what the hell is a Psyker? And xenophobia is the fear of things you don't know about. And why would anyone do anything in the name of the TEC, except for money?

 

I guess my Warhammer 40K joke went above your head then...

Reply #297 Top

...

Beneath the cloak of every Advent woman, there's a "Chuck Norris was Here ->" tattoo...

Koda0 (^)

Reply #298 Top

that explains why their eyes glow. the brightness of the glow in their eyes is directly proportional to how recently they have been done by Chuck Norris. their powers are determined by how rough it was :p

Reply #299 Top

Rofl, I actually derived that from one of my CN originals, "On every woman there is a tattoo... Chuck Norris was here... touching or rubbing of this tattoo by another male means instant death"

Koda0 (^)

Reply #300 Top

The real reason why all Advent are represented as female? Because Chuck Norris likes it that way.