people say god lives among us. Well he does! his name is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris eats eggs for breakfast

Nice Ace Combat 5 reference, Anderson...

Chuck Norris is the reason why the Advent want to destroy the TEC. They're jealous because there isn't a woman alive who could seduce him...

Xer0 \^/

Chuck Norris is the reason the factions are considering Diplomacy.

Chuck Norris once created a map.  The map was unplayable.  Its sheer awesomeness caused every ship, structure, and celestial body to explode the moment the game started.

Chuck Norris wins Diplomatic Victories by staring.

Angering Chuck Norris in many ways were the titular 'Sins' the Solar Empire commited.  May God have mercy on their souls...for he will not.

Chuck Norris sweats antimatter.

Everytime Chuck Norris tries to play a game with Mr. T, the ICO servers crash.  No network can contain or transmit that level of awesomeness.

Chuck Norris created the Trinity package by squeezing physical copies of the game and expansions together with his bare hands.

Everytime Chuck Norris blinks, a game somewhere desyncs.

Chuck Norris IS the copy protection for Sins.  If you pirate the game, he will hunt you down.  The rest is to horrible for words.

Phase Jump Inhibitors were created to try and slow Chuck Norris down.  The fact that the species that created them is unknown now clearly shows that all they did was offend him.

...all I got for now.

-Nem

haha I actually didn't notice the ace combat reference, love that series and 5 is my favorite one (until 7 comes out )

If AceCombat 4 had the same... everything as AC5, but the original storyline, That would be my fave.

Not sure if they're making an AC7, tbh, we've already fought across the entire Ace Combat Globe. Everywhere important at LEAST once....

Show me somewhere on there that we havn't yet fought...

Xer0 \^/

There's a few islands. Does this map include AC6, which I have?

it does...the northwestern continent

Ace Combat 6 takes place on the moderate-sized island just north of Yuktobania.

I read about AC6... sounded kinda iffy to me.

Xer0 \^/

i liked it, although alot of the missions seemed very similar to those found in ace combat 4....its basically a copy-pasta of a successfull formula.

*spoiler alert*

there is one horribly overpowered fake plane in the game that you unlock by beating the campaign on hard... it has a railgun and a special missile that can wipe up to 12 air/land targets from existance at a time.

Yes, I read about that.

The NOSFERATU. Rather like the FALKEN and the X-02, except WAY more overdone... even compared to the FALKEN.

I'd love to shoot down some of those with a good-old F-22 or SU-37. Even an SU-47 or X-02 would make me happy.

Xer0 \^/

Chuck Norris dosent build superweapons he waits until somone starts building it and tells the unfinished structure to come here which he then roundhouse kicks it to a level of completion to where its cooldown is 0 its antimatter charge is 0 and it fires 10 times per second.

Chuck Norris is the Unity.

Chuck Norris shaves with a novalith...one whisker at a time.

Chuck Norris is what the thing chasing the Vasari is running from.

There are no natural wormholes...just tears in space from where Chuck Norris' boots stepped as he walked by.

In space, no one can hear you scream...except Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't bombard planets...he steps on them.

Whenever Chuck Norris blinks, a universe explodes

lol x 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

BUT THE  DARK FLEEET BLOWN UP.....................................(YOU SHOULD RUN BEFORE CHUCK FINDS YOU)

I think that could actually have a movie based upon it. Perhaps, "Walker: Texan Butt-kicker in Space."

[quote who="shadowstar90" reply="366" id="2703225"]
Quoting nizigir, reply 170The dark fleet used to be chuck norris.
 

BUT THE  DARK FLEEET BLOWN UP.....................................(YOU SHOULD RUN BEFORE CHUCK FINDS YOU)

............... should should i (files out of house)...............................................................................................

the rest is history

The dark fleet was chuch norris, but he was insulted by the lack of Christmans bonuses. (though the vasari insisted they had never heard of christmas) Chuck them proceeded to Take over all of the vasari planets

The only thing Chuck Norris fears is a Rapture with Vengeance, because it means he may have to round-house kick himself...

The ability 'Invoke Hysteria' is just the advent showing a planet a picture of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can use his abilities in a magnetic cloud.

Hehe, my favourite so far is "When Chuck Norris leaves the grav well, star bases take damage".

sins only exists because chuck norris wanted to play it

I love this one 

Chuck Norris took a dump in a wormhole and clogged it.

Black Holes are the pores in Chuck Norris' skin.

The Unity once attempted to assimilate Chuck Norris, they only succeeded in allowing Chuck Norris to assimilate the Unity - that's why the TEC exiled them, and why there are no Advent men...