Murphy's Laws

If it's breakable, I'll break it.

when it rains it pours

Good!

1 Any given program will eventually expand to use up all available memory.

2 In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.

If I really have uncontrollable gas, I will inevitablely have to ride in an elevator full of people at some point.

Realizing the patient you've just injected has a serious infection causes you to stab yourself with the used needle.

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Everything takes longer than you think.

If I buy that triple scoop ice cream cone, I will drop it walking out the door.

   Love it...all that optimism!

Murphy's Law...If something can go wrong...it will.

Sod's Law ...If something can go wrong...it will...for you.

I'm sick with a sinus infection right now. I can never really seem to get my "drainage" out.

The ONLY times it is EVER ready to come out (and forcefully at that) is when there's people everywhere, and no bathroom!

Those that can, do.

Those that can't, criticize.

Those that can, do.

Those that can't, teach.

Confidence is the feeling you have immediately BEFORE you fully understand the situation.

Those who have never made a mistake have not done anything......yet.

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

Just when you thought you'd made it foolproof someone comes up with a new and improved fool.

No one notices what I do until I quit doing it.

Oh no i am doomed now, Murphys Law, i am the one responsible for this LOL

If it jams, force it, if it breaks it needed replacing anyway

I am laughing so hard I have to go change! The ambulance is for Doc!  

You're probably still alive cos that was true when you were a kid, too.

Many hands makes light work.

Flipping the bloody switch does, too.

OK, now we've got the Bugger's address....bwah hah hah!!!!!!

But, no matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up.

So, he'll manage to get away ....just because of MURPHY's freakin' law!  Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

But you're "down under"...so do  you flick the switch UP to turn it off...but wait...UP is DOWN for you so....

I'm so confused... . How do you get ANYTHING done?

If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious.

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

But

The attention span of a computer is only as long as it electrical cord.