Truer words were never spoken. Hey I could put that one the redundancies thread.

OK here’s my next Murphy’s Law;

Eat right, exercise daily, die anyway.  

"There more you preform a certain action there more likely it could go wrong eventually"

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Hit the lottery and croak the next day.

Nothing is so good that it won't get better and nothing is so bad that it can't get worse.

Oooooh...I like that one, and ask permission to use it when needed?

 Of course you may.You didn't even need to ask.

When management smiles at you, be very, very afraid ...

When you get up at night to pee you will invariably stub a toe...I do.

When looking for an item you have missplaced you will always find other items you have missplaced, but not the item you were looking for.

'specially socks!

The shortest way from point A to B is by GPS

In mass communication, the important thing is not how things are but how they seem to be.

If you never turn your computer on, it'll never break!

The probability of a hardware failure disappearing is inversely proportional to the distance between the computer and the customer engineer.

Any cool program always requires more memory than you have and when you finally buy enough memory, you will not have enough disk space.

Along that line.  You will always find what you are looking for in the last place you looked.

The shortest distance between any two points is always under construction.

"Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're busy making other plans"

The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

except if you drop something on it or drop it.

When working up high the tool you drop will always land to do the most damage to the tool and the object it hits.

Dropped wrenches always return to the center of the vehicle unless it's a motorcycle,then it lands on the other side.

When you see a dog turd on the pavement you sidestep to avoid treading in it, but you invariably end up stepping on it anyway... on the way back when you've forgotten all about it and have an armful of parcels.

"somehow or another, I'm always screwed"

"another day in the shit parade"

"soon as you learn one OS, sure as hell, here comes another"

"does anything ever work right?"

"Damn I hate red lights and booming music"

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today....cos if you do it today - and like it....you can always do it again tomorrow.

If it can go wrong, it will, and it will happen on my watch!   

Oooooh, I've always wanted to do this....      'til

And now that I have... my download count will disappear.

One for M$:

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

If someone giving you directions says at any time, "You can't miss it," be assured than you will.

I got sooooo lost!

UPS delivers at 3 PM everyday.  Wife gets home from work at 6 PM every day.  Order a new piece of computer hardware without telling her and the day it comes she will get off early or stay home sick.