mike b1954 mike b1954

MEET MR LEE ...

MEET MR LEE ...

.. awful lee good names !

Corporate Lee… bean counter’s paradise


Cost Lee… eat your heart out, Donald Trump!


Dah Lee Lama… home of the Buddhist Choir of B.C.


Doll Lee Parton… 2 big things going for it


Dramatical Lee… where employees show off their skills


Essential Lee… don’t ask, just buy it


Eventual Lee… place your orders early here and they might get a round tuit


Fanatic Lee… most dedicated store


Feverish Lee… specialty store for Avian Flu customers/chickens


Fortunate Lee… fortune cookie sales thrive here


Frank Lee... the 'je ne give a pas' store


Frequent Lee… the ‘not in small amounts’ store with many restrooms


Friend Lee… where all customers are welcome


General Lee… Civil War memorabilia


Graceful Lee… sales of Amish artifacts from 1699


Har Lee Davidson… boss hawg outlet


Honest Lee… guaranteed low prices (if you’re a golfer, Canadian @ par)


Honest Ree… Chinese for Honest Lee


Lethargic Lee... very slow unionized staff


Lone Lee… store for sled dog teams in Iditarod, Alaska


Main Lee… prime opportunity


Mari Lee… this place keeps rolling along


Maternal Lee… Babes & Babies (B&B) outlet


Own Lee… a one-of-a-kind store

 

Paradoxical Lee… most puzzling store


Partial Lee… run by part-time staff


Passionate Lee… in honour of Mel Gibson’s latest film


Patient Lee… silent ER treatment for all customers


Piccadill Lee… British expansion potential


Poor Lee… least profitable of all their stores


Possib Lee… might be an opportunity for you here


Posthumous Lee… an after-thought store


Predominant Lee… run by Chinese friends and relatives


Proactive Lee… a “Just Do It!” store


Quick Lee… no time to waste at this store


Radioactive Lee… storefront in Chernobyl's business district


Real Lee… for all of those doubting shoppers


Respectful Lee... employees write letters all day

 

Sarah Lee… everything’s a “piece of cake” here!


Sarcastic Lee… can never satisfy these employees


Short Lee… will be there soon…


Significant Lee… store for the average statistician


Slow Lee… 3,500 government employees can’t be wrong!


Social Lee... Ballroom dancing lessons during lunch breaks


Sole Lee… fishy, single-owner entity


Stoical Lee… keeping an upper face on their bottom line


Terrib Lee… expectations of mismanagement


Verbal Lee… store for the blind


Wanton Lee… great War Wanton soup specials

Q: What do you call someone whose name was once Lee?
A: Formerly.

( Feel flee to add your own  ;)  ! ! )

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Reply #251 Top

Quoth "The Melbourne Methane Monster":

Dead-Lee

Reply #252 Top

* Drat these double post-Lee

Reply #253 Top

Medical Lee.... larrikin doctor who's trying to break into comedy. :X :-" :w00t:

Caring Lee... his long-suffering nurse who was just awarded workers comp for injuries received during joke rehearsals

Patient Lee... will only get consultations over the phone for fear of being accosted at the clinic with 'sick' jokes.

Executive Lee... Medical Board member who is charged with keeping a watchful eye on Medical Lee's unorthodox 'laughter is the best medicine' practices.

:-" :w00t: :rofl:

Reply #254 Top

Historical LEE restoring this Hysterical - Lee , Laborious - Lee Long Thread , ... AGAIN ! :D

Reply #255 Top

Pre-historic Lee... is so glad cousin, Historic Lee, dropped by and Loving Lee revived the hilarious Lee funny thread.

:beer: 5* :thumbsup:

Reply #256 Top

Quoting mike, reply 254
   Historical LEE restoring this Hysterical - Lee , Laborious - Lee  

Long Thread , ... AGAIN !    

 

.. As Above ... !

 

 

 er... LASCIVIOUS LEE ... wishes Angeiina Jolie was his missus ... ?!?

Reply #257 Top

Hope you're not thinking Sexual Lee there, Mike. :-"

Besides, I hear tell she Happy Lee spoken for.

Wanton Lee... was discovered by his missus to be lusting over Angelina Jol Lee :P :d ;P

Reply #258 Top

hehe !

 

Cajoling -Lee .... always tried to flatter the wife ..... ( and ended up using a steamroller ..... hahahahha !!!  )  :rofl: :rofl:

Reply #259 Top

Brad - Lee ..... Miss Jolies' hubby ... ?!? X|

Reply #260 Top

Intricate Lee.... banker who wove such a web of deceit, even he doesn't know where the money is hidden.

Investigative Lee... following the paper trail to see if he can locate the money.

Greedy Lee.... causing obstructions and inconveniences because he want to find it first.

:-"

Reply #261 Top

Certain Lee

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Anal Lee......what an asshole

Oral Lee.......has a big mouth

Internal Lee......a lot of guts

Horizontal Lee.....lazy bastard

 

Reply #264 Top

Leisure Lee......runs a travel agency

Diabolical Lee...... an amazing guy

Mezmorizing Lee.... a hypnotherapist

Superficial Lee...... his relationships are only skin deep

Eventual Lee...finds it hard to get up..... in the mornings..

Exzorbatant Lee..... a wealthy Greek businessman

 

 

Reply #265 Top

Eventual Lee...finds it hard to get up..... in the mornings..

Unlike Dysfunctional Lee.... finds he can't get it up any time. :-"

Reply #267 Top

Dark Lee... master of the occult.

Ghast Lee... performs scary stunts at seances

Ritual Lee... likes to get naked on harvest moons

Devilish Lee... has a wicked sense of humour.

Observant Lee... doesn't allow his kids to play with any of these people but still video tapes proceedings

Angelic Lee... openly condemns all of the above, but quietly watches on in amusement.

:-"

Reply #268 Top

Philater - Lee : Stamp Collector .... ( ? )   X|

Phil ' Hatter ' Lee :  Maker of fine men's headwear ....  X| X|

 

Queen Mare - Lee  : A Famous Cruise ship ..... ( omg that was awful..... hehehe ) X| :blush:

 

Flatter Lee : Got him everywhere !

 

Glum Lee : miserable git !

Reply #269 Top

Natural Lee.... thinks clothing is superfluous.

Organic Lee.... smells badly of compost.

Herbal Lee... likes to roll 'medicinal' cigarettes.

Horticultural Lee... watch out, he likes to bury things in the garden.

Archaeological Lee... sometimes digs up what Horticultural Lee has buried.

:-"

Reply #270 Top

Poppa Wheel Lee........ The Grandfather of BMX

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Xiand - Lee :  An excellent Windowblind skinner and very talented all round GUI designer ....  :blush: X| :grin:

Reply #272 Top

Dirty Lilee.... poses nude in mens magazines.

Perverse Lee.... has bought every copy she appears in.

Wife, Lorena Lee... caught him perving at Dirty Lilee while on the toilet and cut off his thingwybob

Surgical Lee... managed to sew it back on but makes no promises he'll wank again.

Judicial Lee... sentenced Lorena Lee to five years in a fish farm circumcising piranha

O:)

Reply #273 Top

cantankerous lee... WC mod whose real life bosses send him on a tragic 4 day trip thru hell just to find they sent the wrong parts with him.

regretful lee..   who cantankerous lee becomes when told he will need to make a return trip in same equip he brought down..

Diabolical lee.. Regretful lee's alter ego who emerges on said trip back to the shop..

Painful lee.. how the bosses r gunna feel when Diabolical lee wedges his boot in bosses rectal lee..

 

 

Reply #274 Top

Damn quoting is all screwy.....neva mind

Reply #275 Top

Angri lee... Tim when the quoting function screws up