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MEET MR LEE ...

MEET MR LEE ...

.. awful lee good names !

Corporate Lee… bean counter’s paradise


Cost Lee… eat your heart out, Donald Trump!


Dah Lee Lama… home of the Buddhist Choir of B.C.


Doll Lee Parton… 2 big things going for it


Dramatical Lee… where employees show off their skills


Essential Lee… don’t ask, just buy it


Eventual Lee… place your orders early here and they might get a round tuit


Fanatic Lee… most dedicated store


Feverish Lee… specialty store for Avian Flu customers/chickens


Fortunate Lee… fortune cookie sales thrive here


Frank Lee... the 'je ne give a pas' store


Frequent Lee… the ‘not in small amounts’ store with many restrooms


Friend Lee… where all customers are welcome


General Lee… Civil War memorabilia


Graceful Lee… sales of Amish artifacts from 1699


Har Lee Davidson… boss hawg outlet


Honest Lee… guaranteed low prices (if you’re a golfer, Canadian @ par)


Honest Ree… Chinese for Honest Lee


Lethargic Lee... very slow unionized staff


Lone Lee… store for sled dog teams in Iditarod, Alaska


Main Lee… prime opportunity


Mari Lee… this place keeps rolling along


Maternal Lee… Babes & Babies (B&B) outlet


Own Lee… a one-of-a-kind store

 

Paradoxical Lee… most puzzling store


Partial Lee… run by part-time staff


Passionate Lee… in honour of Mel Gibson’s latest film


Patient Lee… silent ER treatment for all customers


Piccadill Lee… British expansion potential


Poor Lee… least profitable of all their stores


Possib Lee… might be an opportunity for you here


Posthumous Lee… an after-thought store


Predominant Lee… run by Chinese friends and relatives


Proactive Lee… a “Just Do It!” store


Quick Lee… no time to waste at this store


Radioactive Lee… storefront in Chernobyl's business district


Real Lee… for all of those doubting shoppers


Respectful Lee... employees write letters all day

 

Sarah Lee… everything’s a “piece of cake” here!


Sarcastic Lee… can never satisfy these employees


Short Lee… will be there soon…


Significant Lee… store for the average statistician


Slow Lee… 3,500 government employees can’t be wrong!


Social Lee... Ballroom dancing lessons during lunch breaks


Sole Lee… fishy, single-owner entity


Stoical Lee… keeping an upper face on their bottom line


Terrib Lee… expectations of mismanagement


Verbal Lee… store for the blind


Wanton Lee… great War Wanton soup specials

Q: What do you call someone whose name was once Lee?
A: Formerly.

( Feel flee to add your own  ;)  ! ! )

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Non-alcoholic Lee... reformed piss-pot who celebrates everything these days with a cup of tea. ;)
Reply #202 Top
Painstaking Lee... tired of waiting for the dentist so pulled his own tooth.
Reply #203 Top
Hol Lee-Day...got married to Mr.Day on Jan1st
Beautiful Lee...a site for sore eyes.
Ug Lee...can't even watch himself shave.
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Holly Lee-Day... got married to Mr Day in Dec 25th. :p

Bunny Lee-Day... got married to Mr Day on Easter Sunday. ;p

Nude Lee-Day... married Mr Day in her birthday suit

Sad Lee... had plastic surgery to correct hers, but still feels for Ug Lee. ;p

Inevitable Lee... confirmed bachelor who knows one day he will have to marry his fiancee of 48 years. :SURPRISED:

Inseparable Lee... refused to pay so the hooker left him handcuffed to the hotel bed. :d

Gaseous Lee... has a spa bath even with the jets turned off.

Custodial Lee... serving time for Octagamy but all 8 wives still visit him. ;)

Deserved Lee... has 11 wives and the sentencing judge ordered all his mother-in-laws visit him in prison. :SNIFF!:
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Indisputable Lee... no point arguing with him.

Antagonistic Lee.... but his mother-in-law still does.

Futile Lee... hopeless-lee endeavours to keep the peace between them.

Suffering Lee... married to Indisputable Lee and is stuck between her husband and a hard place.

:LOL: :p :d
Reply #206 Top
Oh I just can't help myself...

Zoological Lee... keeps a a menagerie in his basement.

Agricultural Lee... supplies food for Zoological Lee's pets

Bovine Lee.... doesn't have to buy milk.

Snaki Lee... speaks with fork tongue.

Canine Lee... never tires of chasing his own tail.. any tail, for that matter.

Feline Lee... hates it when Canine Lee chases her tail

Equine Lee... woke up one morning with the trots.

Unicorn Lee... woke up with a horn.

Gazelle Lee.... don't you dare come near me with that.

David Attenborough-Lee.... has it all on film.

:d ;p :LOL:
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Just to break the silence....

Substantial Lee... desperate lee trying to lose weight.
Stick Lee.... desperate lee trying to gain it.

Gorgeous Lee... turns mens heads.
Ghast Lee... doesn't do their stomachs much good, either.

Pretti Lee... every young mans wet dream.
Grotesque Lee... nightmares are made of this.

Premature Lee... in and out before she knows it.
Patient Lee... still waiting for hubby to turn her toes up.

Patriotic Lee... proud Oz guy who asks migrant women if they have Aussie in them... if not, asks if they want some.
Collective Lee... Borg reject who now calls Australia home.

;p :LOL: :p :LOL: ;p
Reply #208 Top
Just to break the silence...
Some of the best yet. :CONGRAT:

Darn it, starkers,you're sinkin' me here. :LOL: Me bilge is a'takin' on water. :SURPRISED:

Frustrated Lee...needs a pickup line like Patriotic Lee. ;p
Frigid Lee...isn't turned on by it at all.
Desperate Lee...doesn't wait to be asked. :d
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Me bilge is a'takin' on water.


Sure it's not losing 'water' from laughing so much??? ;p

Criminal Lee... hapless burglar who broke into a police station.
Prosecutorial Lee... trying to nail his ass.
Corroborative Lee... professional alibi provider, says he was elsewhere.
Judgemental Lee... doesn't swallow any of it and gives them both 5 years.

Moral Lee... see, told you crime doesn't pay. :LOL:
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Bubble Lee....what the OP doesn't want to call his computer. :LOL:
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Wizard Lee... constantly dreaming of what He'd like to conjour up. ;p

Magical Lee... just hoping that it's not with her. :d

Desperate Lee... was Houdini's stage assistant and would jump at the chance. ;)
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Archaeological Lee.... resurrects old threads from the crypt.

Po` Smed Lee.... evil genius behind WC members pics getting PhotoShopped.
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Vast Lee....The obese one.

Grudging Lee...The stingy one.

Wonton Lee...The Chinese Souperman.



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Authoritative Lee... gives the orders

Insubordinate Lee... revels in doing the opposite.

Complicit Lee... being Court Marshalled also.

;)
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Sour Lee....The one withe the pursed lips.

Magnetic Lee....The one with no direction in life.

Flippant Lee....The one who doesn't give a damn.
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Distorted Lee... was pulling faces when the wind changed.

Surgical Lee.... advises not even cosmetic surgery would fix it.

Alternative Lee.... suggests standing in a USAF wind tunnel might change it back.

Nauseous Lee... the sight of her face turned his stomach even before the wind changed.

;p :LOL:
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Territorial Lee... was seen pissing on his boundaries before the new fences went up.

Disgusted lee... had to use binoculars and use a step-ladder to see over hers but still called police regardless.

:SURPRISED:

:d :LOL:
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Rich lee... miserly bastard who don't pay Destitute Lee anywhere near enough.

Fraudulent Lee... cooks Rich Lee's books so ensures he's always paid enough.

Mathematical Lee... Rich Lee's paymaster always takes home two large pay cheques.

Selfish Lee.... spends it faster than Fraudulent Lee can embezzle it so is divorcing him for Rich lee.

;p
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Taunting Lee...dying for a fight.

Fractal Lee...disturbed!

Ancestral Lee...in the past

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Inexplicable Lee... can not relate why he does the silliest of things.

Dumbfounded Lee... can't explain it either but watches on in amazement anyhow.

Directorial Lee... aspiring film maker from next door is making a funniest home video of it all for the silver screen.

:p
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Clandestine Lee... sneaks in the back door while hubby's going out the front door.

Photographic Lee... has photos of that and was able to retire with the derived income.

Oblivious Lee.... wondering where all the money goes and has to work over-time to make ends meet.

Observant Lee.... makes a buck on the side after threatening to expose the blackmail racket to Oblivious Lee.

:d
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Felonious Lee... cross-dressing cleptomaniac who steals womens underwear from K-Mart.

Observant Lee... the store security guy caught him and reported it to the manager.

Managerial Lee... banned him from the store so now he swipes knickers & bras from neighbourhood clotheslines.

Chill Lee... can't find any of her knickers to wear. :d
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Tet Lee... lives in a giant teapot.

Expectant Lee... Tet lee's wife is up the spout.

Neighbour Lee... often bakes scones and pops in for a cuppa.

Reclusive Lee... coffee drinker who never associates with any of them.

;)

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Contagious Lee... went to the International Space Station with a virus and now they all have runny noses.. ;p