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MEET MR LEE ...

MEET MR LEE ...

.. awful lee good names !

Corporate Lee… bean counter’s paradise


Cost Lee… eat your heart out, Donald Trump!


Dah Lee Lama… home of the Buddhist Choir of B.C.


Doll Lee Parton… 2 big things going for it


Dramatical Lee… where employees show off their skills


Essential Lee… don’t ask, just buy it


Eventual Lee… place your orders early here and they might get a round tuit


Fanatic Lee… most dedicated store


Feverish Lee… specialty store for Avian Flu customers/chickens


Fortunate Lee… fortune cookie sales thrive here


Frank Lee... the 'je ne give a pas' store


Frequent Lee… the ‘not in small amounts’ store with many restrooms


Friend Lee… where all customers are welcome


General Lee… Civil War memorabilia


Graceful Lee… sales of Amish artifacts from 1699


Har Lee Davidson… boss hawg outlet


Honest Lee… guaranteed low prices (if you’re a golfer, Canadian @ par)


Honest Ree… Chinese for Honest Lee


Lethargic Lee... very slow unionized staff


Lone Lee… store for sled dog teams in Iditarod, Alaska


Main Lee… prime opportunity


Mari Lee… this place keeps rolling along


Maternal Lee… Babes & Babies (B&B) outlet


Own Lee… a one-of-a-kind store

 

Paradoxical Lee… most puzzling store


Partial Lee… run by part-time staff


Passionate Lee… in honour of Mel Gibson’s latest film


Patient Lee… silent ER treatment for all customers


Piccadill Lee… British expansion potential


Poor Lee… least profitable of all their stores


Possib Lee… might be an opportunity for you here


Posthumous Lee… an after-thought store


Predominant Lee… run by Chinese friends and relatives


Proactive Lee… a “Just Do It!” store


Quick Lee… no time to waste at this store


Radioactive Lee… storefront in Chernobyl's business district


Real Lee… for all of those doubting shoppers


Respectful Lee... employees write letters all day

 

Sarah Lee… everything’s a “piece of cake” here!


Sarcastic Lee… can never satisfy these employees


Short Lee… will be there soon…


Significant Lee… store for the average statistician


Slow Lee… 3,500 government employees can’t be wrong!


Social Lee... Ballroom dancing lessons during lunch breaks


Sole Lee… fishy, single-owner entity


Stoical Lee… keeping an upper face on their bottom line


Terrib Lee… expectations of mismanagement


Verbal Lee… store for the blind


Wanton Lee… great War Wanton soup specials

Q: What do you call someone whose name was once Lee?
A: Formerly.

( Feel flee to add your own  ;)  ! ! )

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Reply #276 Top

Furious Lee... when the coding pigeons cock up and the forums go boom.

Frustrated Lee... made a coffee, took a leak, washed his hands, made another coffee and a sandwich, and the page still hadn't changed.

Aggravated Lee... wrote long reply to a post and lost the whole piece due to a 404 error.

Rabid Lee.... can't log in at all and is foaming at the mouth in temper.

:-"

 

Reply #277 Top

^  Empathical Lee  -  knows just how they feel   <_<

Reply #278 Top

Sympathetic Lee.... would go out in sympathy but it's raining and somebody stole his umbrella. O:)

Reply #279 Top

Electoral Lee... off to do my bit at the polling booth tomorrow (damned compulsory voting).

Forecasting Lee.... take your brolly it's going to be raining.

Reply #280 Top

Forecasting Lee.... back to the polls to pick a polly

Reply #281 Top

Begrudging Lee... I'll be there but I won't friggin' well like it. >:(

Reply #282 Top

Quiet Lee...speaks softly but carries a big stick.

Reply #283 Top

Informal Lee.......and 600,000 thousand of 'em better friggin' well have an opinion this time....

Reply #284 Top

Resentful Lee... cursing the bastard 600,000 cos I'll have to get out of bed to vote again. >:(

Reply #285 Top

Independent Lee... has the government and opposition by the short and curlies.

Reply #286 Top

Independent Lees......need to come down off high horses before they lose their seats in next election....except for Katter Lee...... of course ;P

Reply #287 Top

Independent Lees......need to come down off high horses before they lose their seats in next election..

Clairvoyant Lee.... reckons that's not far away and this result will be reversed with fewer Libs and independents getting seats

Reply #288 Top

Interesting Lee... polls of independents seats showing majority wanting Coalition...ignore at their peril

 

Kingmakers Lee.....could soon become Coffeemakers Lee...

Reply #289 Top

Interesting Lee... polls of independents seats showing majority wanting Coalition...ignore at their peril

Disgusted Lee.... furious that Secretive Lee Abbott won't provide Treasury costings for his ify election promises, and may side woth Labor... hence, fewer Libs and Independents after the next election

Reply #290 Top

Mysterious Lee.... document got leaked from from Treasurer's office or Treasurey and police investigation underway...

Final Lee.....come to arrangement and they now have access...

Movingalong Lee......hopeful Lee

Reply #291 Top

Mysterious Lee.... document got leaked from from Treasurer's office or Treasurey and police investigation underway...

Curious Lee... now that wouldn't be the Opposition's costings, would it, they never submitted (refused) their election promises to Treasury.

Hopeful Lee... Tony 'Innumerate' Abbott Lee doesn't get in, otherwise, Industrial Lee will want 'Work-Choices" back on the agenda to screw over the Australian worker.

Frugal Lee.... Liberal Treasurer who would slash spending on health, education and other essential services.

Reply #292 Top

lol....you listen to too much Jooooooo Lee R spin....

just wish Triumphant Lee would hurry up so we can have done with all this media drenching drama crap... X-(

Reply #293 Top

lol....you listen to too much Jooooooo Lee R spin....

Nope, I remember the Howard years... Work choices... cuts to health and education... cuts to roads.   Abbott would be more of the same... but worse cos hasn't a friggin' clue and is an economic, innumerate imbecile. 

Really, God Help us if he becomes PM. 8C

 

Reply #294 Top

not a Lee in that post.... *_*

well...Frugal Lee....has to build up the coffers for the next Lab cash splash so we don't keep borrowing Frantical Lee....clean up their mess yet again...

Apologetical Lee... would have at least apologised to the families of those they killed and burnt their houses down along with all their belongings...and those yet to come... and the tradies killed families....

but as long as Massive Lee rorting was ok... I suppose that's fine... what you get when you put Retarded Lee dancing has-been pop singer in charge of anything...

.....don't get me started on Scholastical Lee.... :-|   Squandering Lee treating my tax dollar so Abysmal Lee ain't amusing..then Deceitful Lee passing it off as saving us Economical Lee... link..    Basical Lee.... they couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery... :-|

 

Hopeful Lee....this will be a wakeup call for both sides..... to get their acts together & bring about some positive change in the way they both run things......Wishful Lee thinking..... ;)

 

anyway...that's all Polictical Lee for me....:X   ...sick to death of em.....  and their porkie pies...  

Reply #295 Top

anyway...that's all Polictical Lee for me.... ...sick to death of em.....

Agreeable Lee.... won't argue with that.

Financial Lee... reckons we should pick on bankers instead. :-"

Economic Lee.... seconds that

Secretarial Lee.... enters it into the minutes

Reply #296 Top

Thankful - Lee yet Personal - Lee and Enthusiastical - Lee all up in the air about Tasteful - Lee sitting down to yet another round of Mystical - Lee  and Triumphant - Lee...and...and...I think I'm all 'Leed' out. o_O 8| ;P :P o_O 8| ;P :P

Reply #297 Top

Cautious Lee... puts somebody else's toe in the bath water to see if it's too hot

Ridiculous Lee... won't bathe unless it's pure Ceylon tea full of anti-oxidants.

Chemical Lee... won't bathe until he's tested the water for algae.

Smell Lee... bathes only once a year to keep his water rates down

Fancy Lee... bathes in milk for her complexion, and though she's been told that paturise is best, she quite happy if it only comes up to her chest.

Reply #298 Top

Oh, and Prudish Lee... bathes in his underwear cos his puritanical mother told him it was a sin to look at people who are naked.

Reply #299 Top

Creative Lee.... likes to make bubbles in the bath.... :blush:

Reply #300 Top

Creative Lee.... likes to make bubbles in the bath....

Surprising Lee... starkers didn't get the blame for that. :grin: