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What's that one piece of clothing you should never wear?

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What's that one piece of clothing you should never wear?

Also what body part do hate most about you?

from JoeUser Forums
This is just a simple getting to know more about you post.

Since it is my questions I feel it's only fair I answer first.

I have a robe, hunter green terry cloth that is in tatters, ratty looking would be a kind description, I just cannot let go of it.
It's soft, cuddly, and warm.
Colleen hates it with a passion but I will not get rid of it, nor will I buy a new one, hey it's my robe I will wear it if I wanna.

Two things about my body I hate, ok make it three, I hate my bent and crooked nose {broken 14 times} .


My pot belly, gross.

My ass? what ass? it fell off when I turned fifty, what's that about anyways?

OK your turn.
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Reply #51 from JoeUser Forums Top
I definately need to shed a couple of pounds! My body is a work in progress.


donna? I know a surefire way to sweat any excess weight off.


eh eh eh eh eh eh!!!!
Reply #52 from JoeUser Forums Top
In Hawaiian culture, stretch marks (motherhood, fertility, etc.) are considered the heighth of attractiveness


That's it, I'm moving to Hawaii!
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Reply #53 from JoeUser Forums Top
52 by JillUser
Friday, October 21, 2005


In Hawaiian culture, stretch marks (motherhood, fertility, etc.) are considered the heighth of attractiveness


That's it, I'm moving to Hawaii!


ummmmmmm if you need a cook for a couple weeks a year let me know, free room and board is all I ask.

heh
Reply #54 from JoeUser Forums Top
Codpiece. I will never be caught in a codpiece. Luckily they went out of style three centuries ago.
Speedo. My big, hairy, overweight dad always tried to get away with a Speedo. I learned from his mistake.
Poker visor. The half-visor/half headband thing that people wear for some weird reason? It would only accentuate the small, yarmulke-sized bald spot on the back of my head.
Reply #55 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: singrdavePosted: Friday, October 21, 2005Codpiece. I will never be caught in a codpiece. Luckily they went out of style three centuries ago.Speedo. My big, hairy, overweight dad always tried to get away with a Speedo. I learned from his mistake.Poker visor. The half-visor/half headband thing that people wear for some weird reason? It would only accentuate the small, yarmulke-sized bald spot on the back of my head.


codpeice for men and do you know what the women wore?
Reply #56 from JoeUser Forums Top
Defnately bicycle shorts. They might look ok on somebody with a trim body, but on someone with my build? pass.

Body part? Definately the belly. yuk.
Reply #57 from JoeUser Forums Top
56 by MasonM
Saturday, October 22, 2005


Defnately bicycle shorts. They might look ok on somebody with a trim body, but on someone with my build? pass.

Body part? Definately the belly. yuk.


aw come on mason some nice skin tight spandex shorts, eee haw

We have the belly factor in common.