You would have to register them as lethal weapons! Diana Prince would be calling you for help!

I'm serious! I'd just like to be able to go bra-less and walk at a fast pace without being in danger of giving myself 2 black eyes....

pretty sure I would like these, heh heh heh

Maybe one day I'll send you a picture......

D? gimpyone is one of the most incredibly sweet women on the planet and I have seen plenty guys hit on her.

Oh, I believe it! She adores you and vice versa....and if you like her, she's GOTTA be nice.

I'm serious! I'd just like to be able to go bra-less and walk at a fast pace without being in danger of giving myself 2 black eyes....

Well, if Dave does not mind, I would sacrafice my eyes.....

JK!  Dave, call off your platoon!

Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Dave, call off your platoon!

we can take him doc, or I could just bleed all over him and make him sick!v {just kiddin D}

Or maybe I can try that maneuver one more time, beat dave's hands up with my nose?

ummmmm more jiggles to the wiggle? heh

Well, it covers everything that would jiggle or wiggle, but it's still...just...wrong.

do ya giggle like the pillsbury doughboy when pokes in tummy?

I'd kill anyone who did that to me.

I like big hips onna gal, more cushion fer da pushin.

I don't mind my shape, really. My boobs balance out my hips. But clothes nowadays are not made for chicks with hips.

dharma:

I fel the same way about my stretchmarks. I don't have any on my belly, but the ones I do have are on my thighs and my hips. They look like little silver squiggles...but anyhoo, I'd rather have the 'badges of honor' as we call them and 3 happy, healthy kids than a perfect body and an empty nest.

In Hawaiian culture, stretch marks (motherhood, fertility, etc.) are considered the heighth of attractiveness.

Hehe. Here's something else I should probably get rid of...and probably should never have worn in the first place. But it was FUN!



I'm too old for stuff like that. Haha. But it's pink and black. I love pink and black. *sigh*

Reply By: Texas WahinePosted: Wednesday, October 19, 2005ummmmm more jiggles to the wiggle? hehWell, it covers everything that would jiggle or wiggle, but it's still...just...wrong.do ya giggle like the pillsbury doughboy when pokes in tummy?I'd kill anyone who did that to me. I like big hips onna gal, more cushion fer da pushin.I don't mind my shape, really. My boobs balance out my hips. But clothes nowadays are not made for chicks with hips.dharma: I fel the same way about my stretchmarks. I don't have any on my belly, but the ones I do have are on my thighs and my hips. They look like little silver squiggles...but anyhoo, I'd rather have the 'badges of honor' as we call them and 3 happy, healthy kids than a perfect body and an empty nest.In Hawaiian culture, stretch marks (motherhood, fertility, etc.) are considered the heighth of attractiveness

I promise to NEVER pillsbury poke ya.. honest.

I do know that colleen is ample and gets clothes online from romans, lane bryant, bedford fair, willow creek and lerners.

How does a man know all this. cause I pay attention.

Reply By: Texas WahinePosted: Wednesday, October 19, 2005Hehe. Here's something else I should probably get rid of...and probably should never have worn in the first place. But it was FUN!

this IS THE PIC where I fell in love with ya, I knew in my heart you were and are a weirdo.

elie the weiro.

MM:

I promise to NEVER pillsbury poke ya.. honest.

Haha. Excellent.

I do know that colleen is ample and gets clothes online from romans, lane bryant, bedford fair, willow creek and lerners.

I love Lane Bryant's clothes, but they're usually too big for me (although right now, maybe they'd fit!). I'm a fan of GAP and Old Navy clothes, and of course, Levis jeans!

How does a man know all this. cause I pay attention.

What a sweetie you are. Good man.

this IS THE PIC where I fell in love with ya, I knew in my heart you were and are a weirdo.

Hehe. You can take the girl out of the weird, but you can't take the weird out of the girl. I'm actually so much tamer than I was when I was younger. But I still like quirky stuff.

elie the weiro.

*gives elie a big hug*

Hehe. You can take the girl out of the weird, but you can't take the weird out of the girl. I'm actually so much tamer than I was when I was younger. But I still like quirky stuff. elie the weiro. *gives elie a big hug*

{{{{{{tex. tex so full of life}}}}}

as for being much tamer when younger I DO UNDERSTAND THIS!!!

? gimpyone is one of the most incredibly sweet women on the planet and I have seen plenty guys hit on her. Oh, I believe it! She adores you and vice versa....and if you like her, she's GOTTA be nice.

Michele is a pip D, all a real friend could ask for.

Maybe one day when I can put all the fear behind me you will be too?

Clothes: Anything red. It completely clashes with my hair and skin.

Body: Not what you're looking for, but my immune system. It doesn't work right, dammit. As far as bodily visuals, I'm cool with what I have.

Turtlenecks, sailor shirts and speedos. I look so silly in turtlenecks.

My feet are so ugly. They are flat and wide. It's like I have duck feet. My feet are so wide they're square shaped.

I was just thinking if I DID wear a sailor shirt, speedos and went barefooted, I probably could pass as Donald Duck on Halloween.

I promise to NEVER pillsbury poke ya.. honest.

I dont. Mwuhahahahahaha

I was just thinking if I DID wear a sailor shirt, speedos and went barefooted, I probably could pass as Donald Duck on Halloween.

I would hope you at least wear pants!

Maybe one day when I can put all the fear behind me you will be too?

I'd really like that.

I'm not upset at your reticence, Elie. I totally understand....earlier this year I had someone screw with me and send all kinds of stuff to my house. Books, CD's...I got billed for them and it took me a few weeks to get everything straightened out. (I know who did it, btw. It wasn't who I first thought it was, but I DO know who it was. I'm not out for revenge either, that's not going to solve anything. I'm just keeping the info in my back pocket for now)

I'm here whenever you're ready. I'm not planning on going anywhere anytime soon.

Reply By: Gene NashPosted: Wednesday, October 19, 2005Clothes: Anything red. It completely clashes with my hair and skin.Body: Not what you're looking for, but my immune system. It doesn't work right, dammit. As far as bodily visuals, I'm cool with what I have.

I understand a compomised immune systen gene, there are days I HVAE to wear a mask when I go outside. I do not like that, but I do draw huge yellow smiley faces on it with a bullet hole in the middle of the smiley face. heh

As far as bodily visuals, I'm cool with what I have.

I happen to think you're a bit of a hottie, Gene. I don't think I've ever told you that......but I do!

Reply By: uDigItTheMostPosted: Wednesday, October 19, 2005Turtlenecks, sailor shirts and speedos. I look so silly in turtlenecks. My feet are so ugly. They are flat and wide. It's like I have duck feet. My feet are so wide they're square shaped.

no male should wear speedos, ever!

My feet look like I kicked sandbags for 17 years, hmmmmmm I did kick sandbags for 17 years, the sides are all heavy calloused the heels bottom and back are one massive callous too, UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Thursday, October 20, 2005I promise to NEVER pillsbury poke ya.. honest.I dont. Mwuhahahahahaha

I hope yer insurence is paid. doc I think she means this.

Reply By: dharmagrlPosted: Thursday, October 20, 2005Maybe one day when I can put all the fear behind me you will be too?I'd really like that. I'm not upset at your reticence, Elie. I totally understand....earlier this year I had someone screw with me and send all kinds of stuff to my house. Books, CD's...I got billed for them and it took me a few weeks to get everything straightened out. (I know who did it, btw. It wasn't who I first thought it was, but I DO know who it was. I'm not out for revenge either, that's not going to solve anything. I'm just keeping the info in my back pocket for now)I'm here whenever you're ready. I'm not planning on going anywhere anytime soon.

you are very kind and understanding D.


mm

I like big hips onna gal, more cushion fer da pushin.

...my hubby says the same thing!

I don't really hate any of my body parts....though I wouldn't mind having a bigger butt. I have a butt, meaning its not flat, however I'd love to have a butt like a petite black girl... I like big butts and I can not lie......you other brothers can't deny.....

I'm not petite but you can have some of mine! My husband might object to that though!


I have wide hips too. (I can't wear tight jeans without being self concious!) I birthed 3 kids and it shows. I like my body though. I'm still curvy, hour-glass figure. I definately need to shed a couple of pounds! My body is a work in progress.


I have a leopard print robe that I love to wear. It's pretty old but it's comfy so I know what you mean Elie! Don't throw it out, no way! Hehehe

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I'm not petite but you can have some of mine! My husband might object to that though! I have wide hips too. (I can't wear tight jeans without being self concious!) I birthed 3 kids and it shows. I like my body though. I'm still curvy, hour-glass figure. I definately need to shed a couple of pounds! My body is a work in progress. I have a leopard print robe that I love to wear. It's pretty old but it's comfy so I know what you mean Elie! Don't throw it out, no way! Hehehe

the only way I will get rid of this robe is if I see colleen bend over and puke. heh otherwise I will wear it {wearing it now} till it rots.

--I would hope you at least wear pants!--

If I had a nickel for everytime somebody told me that ....

Reply By: uDigItTheMostPosted: Friday, October 21, 2005--I would hope you at least wear pants!--If I had a nickel for everytime somebody told me that ....

let me see, at home shades drawn, robe and? hmmmmmmmm COMMANDO ALLA WAY!!!!!

I have a leopard print robe that I love to wear. It's pretty old but it's comfy so I know what you mean Elie! Don't throw it out, no way! Hehehe

hmmmmmm leopard print huh? well now I have a picture of how I think you look, coupled with you wearing the robe.


sheeeshhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!