Uhm *cough* i've got a question *cough*

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Alright i'll just be blunt, so sissies get out before it's too late!!!

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Y'all gone? Alright.

What's up with men who fantasize about anal sex?? And are there women who even enjoy it?

Okay, i've never tried it! But whenever i hang out with my guy friends, when they get all drunk up and dirrrty, all that pops to their mind is anal sex, and WHY ON EARTH WOMEN DONT WANT TO DO IT?

So i'm like dudes, can you imagine someone sticking your butt with a penis? Well neither do we.. Okay there are exceptions, like my friend Clinton who CAN imagine getting his poo hole sticked with a penis, lol, but that would be coz his gay... NOW, i've never had this conversation with girls, but i'm not sure they would want to get to it.

Doesnt it hurt like hell??

Just a random thought like that. But i wont be surprised if no one answers.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I've tried it. It's ok. And by ok I mean, it's...ok... I don't know why guys fantasize about it so much... It didn't hurt and actually works out a lot better than I thought it would, buuuut...(or should that be butt, hahaha) it's not like I got off from it.

If your guy pesters you about it, let him try it...hahahaha...after his curiousity is satisfied, he'll probably lose interest in it (or it could backfire and he could become even more into it and then you'd never get him to stop wanting it, hahaha).

Just my thoughts...not all that helpful, I know....
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
What's up with men who fantasize about anal sex??


I'm assuming you're talking about giving not receiving.

a) It exotic. Men love the exotic and unusual. (When it comes to women and sex, anyway....)
b) It's tight. (Need I say more?)
c) Unlike the vagina, where the tightness is concentrated at the base of the penis (the least sensitive part), it is tight throughout, meaning greater stimulation where a man would want greater stimulation.


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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
a) It exotic. Men love the exotic and unusual.b) It's tight. (Need I say more?)c) Unlike the vagina, where the tightness is concentrated at the base of the penis (the least sensitive part), it is tight throughout, meaning greater stimulation where a man would want greater stimulation.


hahahahaa...you've given a lot of thought and/or research to that, haven't you Gene? hehe
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
you've given a lot of thought and/or research to that, haven't you Gene?


It pays to have your talking points memorized.


Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
hehe, Okay.

Tex:
Wow, revelation: it doesnt hurt??? Okay, good to know. But you wouldnt get an O (if you see what i mean) out of it, would you?
Hehe, i dont know about letting Darren have his way with me like THAT but (okay, BUTT ) you never know... lol

Gene,
Aaah, i didnt know that either...
it is tight throughout, meaning greater stimulation where a man would want greater stimulation.

So you mean guys enjoy anal more than 'normal' sex? Mmm, i guess it depends on the people...

Hehe, you guys rock thanks for stopping by!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Wow, revelation: it doesnt hurt??? Okay, good to know.


I didn't think it hurt at all. (being graphic here, fair warning) When he first put it in...just the first little bit, it was uncomfortable...but once he was all the way in, it felt fine. Some people say you should use baby oil or some other lube, but if you've had vaginal intercourse right before, then there's really no need. You won't cum, but it's an interesting experience anyway. Like I said, it was ok...hahaha.

Hehe, i dont know about letting Darren have his way with me like THAT but (okay, BUTT ) you never know... lol


I think if you're pretty opposed to it, it's going to be uncomfortable and completely unsexy to you, which is never good.

Btw...hahaha...some (straight) guys like...umm...anal stimulation...
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thank you Tex! i thought this was such an intimate question no one would want to talk about their experience, i'm glad you did!

I think if you're pretty opposed to it, it's going to be uncomfortable and completely unsexy to you, which is never good.


Yep i totally agree with you. So i probably will need a long time b4 it ever happens, lol!

And anal stimulation for guys, yeah i've heard about this. It would be good if they could tell us what's up with that too...
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

I would add that I think Gene is mostly correct, but like Gene, I aint been there, so dont know.

You sure are coming up with some interesting articles lately.

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
I've also done it and I kinda like it - I suppose in the fact that it is something different and seems kinda naughty. Or something. Like Tex said, it won't get you off, but it adds some kind of excitement.

Having said that, I wouldn't want to be doing it every time I had sex. Depending on the size of your partner it can leave you a little sore the next day!

Anyway - that's my two cents! Good question
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Uh, thanks for the facts Gene......

Verbotten in my house ( Tex could you have a word with my wife, I ve been tryin' for like 17 years to try....)

I was always led to believe it was a domminance thing.....
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
I was always led to believe it was a domminance thing.....


I always thought it was a doggie thing.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dr Guy, i'm surprised YOU havent tried! Dont ask me why though, i'm just sayin...

You sure are coming up with some interesting articles lately.

Haha! thanks for that

Floozie:
I suppose in the fact that it is something different and seems kinda naughty. Or something. Like Tex said, it won't get you off, but it adds some kind of excitement.

Okay, taking notes here Thanks for stopping by sis!

Dynosaur
Just get your wife to read this blog, it might make her think about in a new way (*cough* not saying i am *cough*)

Dr Guy:
Sit Boy!! *strikes whip* (mwahahaharrr!)

Hehey! Talking about whip! so they finally set you free! geez its about time! lol. Welcome little_whip! Well something you all need to be aware of (i think) is that Darren is my one and only partner, so yep i lost my virginity with him, and i've never slept with anyone else. So as far as him being patient and gentle and all that, yep! Tick.
Now, gulp, dildoes and vibrators huh, k... well he's the one who keeps wanting to buy me one, but i keep telling him i have the real thing so why bother hahaha! but okay, i'll think about that...
Sabrina's Butt Sex for Dummies Class is now dismissed!

Thanks ma'am


Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
... ok, since we are talking like adults here, why is it that in those sex videos that my friends have... not me... always show a woman getting off on the whole things? I mean she could be faking it, but why?

Plus, if your also stimulating her clitoris, them maybe she can get more out of it.

I thought about trying it, but its not really something I want to do to my girlfriend or wife. I rather put it where it technically belongs.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top

Dr Guy, i'm surprised YOU havent tried! Dont ask me why though, i'm just sayin...

Lets just say that my wife has not been boring, and I am not pushing the issue (she has shown me things I never knew!)

{bad boy! smack that typing hand}

Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top

Dr Guy:
Sit Boy!! *strikes whip* (mwahahaharrr!)

urf urf!  yes Mistress!

Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
... ok, since we are talking like adults here, why is it that in those sex videos that my friends have... not me... always show a woman getting off on the whole things? I mean she could be faking it, but why?


"Dude, she'd love it if she'd just do it!"

"Those videos" cater to men, it's a male fantasy, and that's what males want to believe. Just like they want to believe they can be delivering pizza to a slumber party and....
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hi joe, thanks for stopping by. I think they fake it, because that's what turn the guys on. You know all the moaning and groaning. And just a question, why wouldnt you do it to your gf or wife? Do you think it's too trashy?

Hey Dr Guy you're tickling my curiosity when you're saying
she has shown me things I never knew!)

*daydreams about what that could be*

urf urf! yes Mistress!
good boy! you get a cookie

Gene Nash, yep yep, totally agree here even though i'm not a guy! I still know what wandering in your filthy little minds, haha!

Just like they want to believe they can be delivering pizza to a slumber party and....

And????
hahaha!
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
I've done it. And, I like it. It's......different. Not something that you'd want to do everyday though. Tex is right, you won't get off from that alone, you'd have to....umm.....have some other action going on at the same time.

If you're going to try it, use lots of lube and take it slowly.
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top

Hey Dr Guy you're tickling my curiosity when you're saying

Sorry, Unlike Tex and LW, I am not that open with some things.  But you do what you feel comfortable with.  It sounds like you have a great guy anyway!

Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey dharma, hehe, thanks for the advices. I'm still surprised that i seem to be the only one who hasnt tried it and who thinks that the average woman doesnt do it! lol! Well we seem to learn things every day

Dr Guy:
Sorry, Unlike Tex and LW, I am not that open with some things.

Its okay Dr Guy, no need to apologize about that Yes, Darren is a good guy. Still not sure if he's the man of my life, but i love him very much
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
For a topic you thought you might not get any responses to, this thread is certainly doing well. I'm in the class of 'haven't done it and not interested' and I have to say, most of my friends are the same way. Yes, we have talked about this before, just as we've talked about many aspects of our collective sexual experiences. I am very open-minded when it comes to sex (my wife and I both see sex as something natural and fun, although this doesn't mean we're into orgies or anything - just honest and open). I must admit though that anal stimulation, at times, can be very rewarding for either partner. But full anal sex has very little appeal to me.
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey Maso Yeah i am pretty impressed by JU, i thought this article would end in the virtual bin, but look where it's at!! Everybody has been very honest and open with the subject, i'm proud with y'all!!!

Anyway, to answer your comment, you're saying that anal stimulation can be rewarding for either partner. I'll try to keep that in mind, although i'm not sure what i'm supposed to do, heh!
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
First a thread about masturbation, now this! I have not tried it, and I'm not interested...not yet anyway. My hubby wants to try it but I've told him no. He's been bugging me about it. We've talked about it and I'm not keen on doing it. Blame it on my girlfriends who talked about their experiences with doing it. Some swears how good it is, as I can read here, but then they talk about getting over the pain and other stuff - no thanks!

Maybe one day I might just be curios, but not at the moment.
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
I can neither confirm or deny that I have gently went "in through the out door"
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top

the prostate is located and it's full of nerve endings

I got a question that is kind of Off TOpic.  Why the hell did God (or Evolution) put some many nerve endings in a poop chute?  And while we are on that subject, what is the use of Nerves in teeth except to Keep Dentists in Mercedes?

Ok, Off my Andy Rooney routine.  Back to your regularly scheduled blog.