Wear a mask, stay away from people, don't work, go out of business,

go bankrupt, loot, burn, protest and we will be getting rid

of the police.

This is our plan to keep you safe in the 21 century.

This has been a humorous interlude.

Did they slow down the gamestop trading because the traders phone

batteries were old and the voltage was low?

Ever wonder if the universe is just a train layout built into a coffee table

in someone's living room?

Every time the train goes by a man pops out a door waving a lantern.

I heard they are going to put hydrogen in a balloon.

UFO events that defy worldly explanation.

Explanation:

1 Equipment malfunction anomaly.

2 Equipment malfunction caused by sabotage.

3 Rare atmospheric disturbance not yet understood but local, natural.

4 Probability of cause emanating from alien contact almost zero but you still have hope.

Rocket ride to weightlessness for people on a budget.

Take a motorcycle trip to a motel with a swimming pool.

1 Read my lips no new taxes.

2 The fundamentals of the economy are strong.

3 If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor.

4 It won't be another Vietnam.

5 I am not a crook.

6 Voodoo economics.

7 The Earth is flat and you will sail off the edge.

8 The State Department is infested with Communists.

9 Iraq has weapons of mass destruction and had something to do with the 9/11 attacks.

10 It is social media's fault.

11 The government is running a surplus.

12 Now hiring.

13 Enron is a great company, there is nothing fishy going on with your electric bill.

14 It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.

15 Outside of the killings, DC has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

16 Literally, if we took away the minimum wage — if conceivably it was gone — 

we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely 

because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.

17 Life is indeed precious, and I believe the death penalty helps affirm this fact.

18 Reports that say something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me, 

because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. 

We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. 

But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don’t know we don’t know.

19 Mission accomplished

How Kodak Exposed The Atomic Bomb

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

If you want to move hundreds of tons of mass, all you need is

a puff of steam that blows away in the wind.

Do you really believe it is possible?

I will now sum up the secret to the blinding speed of human technological progress for the last hundred years.

"We'll worry about it later."

Example:

You want to get rid of microscopic bugs.

Install spiders and don't disturb them by raking up everything.

They have a fishing net and I have seen them eat the whole web.

Spiders work, poison doesn't.

One definition of insanity is running for governor of California over and over again

expecting a different result.

How much of our tax money did the conservatives waste with this recall election in California?

LARRY KUDLOW: "The middle class never had it so good as under my former boss, Donald Trump.

Now with an extremely divisive Biden, America's foreign policy decline under Biden, 

absolute chaos on our southern border under Biden, and a tax-and-spend policy 

that is scaring 125 million investors near to death. With all kinds of things happening,

that no one thought would happen just a few months ago,

I will tell you, folks, I kind of yearn for the calm, peaceful, orderly, prosperous,

America-first around the globe days of Donald Trump. Just saying. That’s my riff."

The calm, peaceful, orderly, like a heart attack. Just saying. That’s my riff.

2006 was the last good year but I guess it works for you.

Maybe you should try being in the middle class for a while so you

can see what it is really like. You can move out with a thousand bucks and we will

see how you do, no cheating. And get rid of your rolodex.

"Japan is well known for having a huge national debt. As of the end of December in 2018,

the total amount of Japanese debt was 1,100,526,600,000,000

(one quadrillion one hundred trillion five hundred twenty-six billion six hundred million) yen."

Explain with charts why Japan’s HUGE national debt is not a problem at all

From the Hippocratic Oath.

"Whatsoever house I may enter, my visit shall be for the

convenience and advantage of the patient; and I will

willingly refrain from doing any injury"

"If I faithfully observe this oath, may I thrive

and prosper in my fortune and profession, and live

in the estimation of posterity; or on breach thereof,

may the reverse be my fate!"

If you force a person to take a vaccine against their will, isn't that doing harm to their psyche

and could adversely affect their health?

memories

Biden: American Rescue Plan Is Already Doing What It Was Designed To Do: Make A Difference In People's Everyday Lives

Ukraine Population  43,279,560 ?

Unlocking the secrets of the universe.

The universe had two options, synchronize the clocks or synchronize the particles.

The particles are synchronized.

The explanation. You need time dilation to synchronize the particles.

We can move the frames of reference and change the Cuckoo Clocks.

The particles are always right on time.

Russia/Population

144.1 million (2020)

Tesla is making cars that don't them selves burn fuel, isn't that what you want?

Unlocking the secrets of the universe.

Gravity is the compressor, Entropy is the expansion valve.

We live in an impossible heat pump.

Made possible by the curvature of time space, relativistic effects and voodoo economics.

How to avoid drooling in a rubber room.

Don't absorb any information in the morning when you wake up.

Wait at least 45 minutes until you are fully awake.

Coffee or exercise for 45 minutes before absorbing any new information.

Absorbing information before you are fully awake can cause unnecessary discomfort.

When you are fully awake your mind and body are ready for a new mind blowing surprise.

Kimberly Guilfoyle Rips ‘Lazy’ Grads In Rant Against Student Loan Cancelation

Fact check:

People who go to college and earn a degree are not lazy.

Jack Sweeney, the 21-year-old college student, tracking Taylor Swift's private jet.

Could consciousness be an illusion?