A day in the Life of Oddities...

Today was long and weirdly interesting. I stated out getting my grocery shopping done so I'd be back before my eye doctor appointment. While waiting to return home this guy said he heard that some where in Oregon this woman went on vacation leaving her six kids at home and got arrested for child endangerment because the children were two 12 year olds, one 9, one 8, one 5 and one 3. My guess is she thought two twelve year old children was the equivalent of one 24 year old... Then while going home on the radio this guy was telling a story about a guy that would have a woman jogger stop, pull down her pants and shit on his lawn. So the guy took this person to court and the person was formally a man and had a sex change and her/his argument was silly. This person claimed that since the surgery they could no longer control themselves and had to poop on this person's lawn and it was their First amendment right. The commentator said maybe if a person was to go to the White House and poop on the lawn they could make this erroneous stretch of the First Amendment. My thought for the guy who was having his lawn pooped on by this jogger is if the jogger has lost bowel control then the court should order her to get a colostomy bag.. Problem solved.  Well after all that I was on a bus and the bus couldn't complete the turn because some dim witted drivers. Fist there was a Black SUV illegally standing in the roar and a Buick that wouldn't move. Finally a pedestrian went up to the SUV and said to a person inside the vehicle they needed to move it. The person in the passenger's seat sat there like a dead brick and finally the woman that was the driver came out to the road, but just stared at the bus like she never saw a bus before. Wow I've had enough stupid weird stuff for awhile!

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If you have a snail population eating your yard

I noticed that road runners like to eat a lot of snails

I haven't seen them eating slugs but maybe they do.

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Are we headed toward Andromeda or is it gaining on us?

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This is where the anti matter went as the universe formed.

This is a hint you will have to fill in a couple blanks.

C:\Users\you\AppData\Local\comfort of modern living\with it's many levels\Profiles\iuf8yx29.default\cache2\entries

 

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fun loving on occasion zany yoyo

floozy

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"Facebook To Inform Users If They Fell For Russian Election Propaganda"

I've created a simple tool to inform users if they fell for facebook.

 

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Today's secret tip for windows users.

Lets say you are going to restart or shut down your computer.

Log off or sign out of your computer account before you restart or shut down

and you should also be able to install windows updates if they

are ready from the log in screen from the shut down options.

It works.

 

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free style rap in a freak show trap

rude with an attitude in a bad mood 

can't have a discussion with out a concussion

really gonna change a mind with nothing but a f-ing rhyme

no facts needed just keep on and repeat it

for thirty years with the pied piper all I got was what goes in a diaper

if your brain is so big why don't you try it buy it forget the riot

I try to be concise and find somebody nice

all I see is a frown on a rich f-ing clown

I'll swear it and compare it if the shoe fits wear it

is it in your sight I'll type write maybe fly a kite 

talk talk it all goes right by with minds that could fit inside of a fly

don't like my rap that could fit on a cap on a sap with a baseball bat

next time I'll do better I can promise you that

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It is just profit taking it will go up.

The devise you are reading this with is the trojan horse, 

don't feel bad you never have a choice.

 

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If you spend your life traveling at 99% the speed of light

the Earth is no longer a sphere according to the Special Theory of Relativity. :cylon:  

 

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Someone asked where our universe is, so I made a map.

Universe Map

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Let big tech with no sin cast the first stone at Facebook.

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If there were a law making it illegal to use

or sell a persons information without their consent,

who is responsible when someone or entity is able to hack

into a social media site and steal it?

No one can guarantee that won't happen?

 

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The free will experiment:

You can choose to read the spoiler below, just mouse over it or

you can choose to not read the spoiler below.

If you choose not to read it and the information still comes to

you from another source you will realize that you don't have free will.

How long will your belief that you have free will last?

Tell a friend.

 

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If Sarah Palin had been on the ticket with someone

in the republican party they would have had a better chance to win.

 

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The reality of either box changes after you read the second box.

The order doesn't matter.

red light, green means yellow

red means green

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Looking for the answer?

Lets say that you live in a simulation like the matrix.

You make plans and execute your plans but in the long

run you notice that your plans always turn to crap.

There is only one explanation for this phenomenon.

You can't beat the entity who runs the matrix,

the entity's plans override your plans.

This was very apparent by the time I was 45.

Good luck.

 

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The romantic relationship graph.

Year3________^\

Year2_______^__\

Year1______^____\

___________________\

____________________\

_____________________\

______________________\

_______________________\

________________________\

_________________________\

Year4____________________>----*

Year5$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Year6$

Year7>----*

Year8>----*

Infinity>----*

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Ever notice when you go to a place that you have never been before

or start a new job? The first walk through looks great,

but after a year and a half you find out what is really going on.

 

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I have been thinking of a small metal box with marbles in it.

I think we could produce ten million a year with an assembly line.

I call it the "rattle box".

 

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Regarding the Fermi paradox:

Hi I am an extraterrestrial from the far side of the milky way.

I have been trying to contact humans on earth but everyone

ignores me. I was dropped off on earth to study life here.

There is no way I came from your loins.

We use a communicator for long distance transmissions that

you can't detect yet. I have a cloaking device with me,

I can stand right next to you and you won't ever see me.

 

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I think some people look smarter when they wear glasses. B)  

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Possible side effects of ambien

 

Rapid heartbeat

Nausea

Vomiting

Diarrhea

Loss of appetite

Impaired vision

Slow breathing rates

Muscle cramps

Allergic reactions

Memory loss

Inability to concentrate

Disorientation

Emotional blunting

Depression and/or suicidal thoughts

Insomnia

Nightmares

Sedation

Confusion

Dizziness

Aggression

Addiction

Rapid or irregular heartbeat

Nausea and vomiting

Abdominal pain

Appetite loss

Double vision

Pinpoint pupils

Respiratory depression

Muscle cramps

Skin rashes

Abnormal body movements

Memory loss

Difficulty concentrating

Disorientation to place or time

Loss of emotional affect

Loss of pleasure in daily life

Depression

Suicidal thoughts or suicide attempts

Anxiety

Sleep disturbances

Nightmares

Excessive sedation

Confusion and disorientation

Lack of motor coordination

Slow response times

Delayed reflex reactions

Dizziness

Hallucinations

Impaired judgment