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I think this says it all, Happy Birthday Doc, sending you much love and cyber hugs on this your special day. I know I maybe early but its 9.51 pm Friday night here so already its your Birthday lol 
Happy Birthday, Doc. I hope you have a wonderful day. 
Another one? Damn, Doc. You're getting ancient!!!
Hope you had a great day Doc....Happy Birthday...
The old dude got even older. Is that even possible?
Hope you had a great day 
Happy Birthday Doc, hope you had a wonderful time!
Another date of birth, eh?
The first thing that comes to mind regarding latter life birthdays [apart from arthritis and dementia] is that Methuselah has no hope of catching yer.
I mean, you're so old that you need to see archaeologist who's an expert in fossil radiology to get a bone density scan....
.... and a Heiroglyphics expert to decipher the prescriptions you write.
Anyhow, enough of the jibes [for now] and belated best wishes for your birthday. I hope you had a great day.
Doc is so old...he doesn't even buy green bananas....
and when he orders a three minute egg, they ask for the money up front... 
Gawd knows yer all correct...now will you let me go back to sleep?
Starkers is so old he has to play new games:
However, Syd is taking unfair advantage: She knows I will never mention a lady's age...after all, I'm no Pommie. 
Besides, I'm so damned glad to see her back! (you too, Mark, but rough and tumble's ok, and even expected between us).
Have at it Syd!
That would be Overseer Jafo:
starkers is so old, his back goes out more than he does....
When Doc was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick...
Okay......okay.......gotta throw my three cents into it.
Both of them are so old the big bang hadn't been lit yet. (Starkers held the pea while Doc searched for his matches).
You don't know how true that is.... bastard went out twice yesterday and left me here all alone while it was having a good time.
And another thing! If I'm thinking about a little bit of nookie, it gives a me an almighty twinge and says "oh no yer don't.".
It's no fun having a crook back. The nurse said the other day: "Orright, bend over and touch your toes.".... I couldn't even reach me knees.
Not only that, it can get yer into trouble. Was in line to pay at the register one day and put my back out picking up a dollar coin I'd dropped. I couldn't straighten up, and when the woman in front of me stepped back slightly, and my nose touched he bottom, she hit me with her brolly and called me a dirty old man. Now that may be true, but honestly, I didn't deserve it that time.
Ya know, Doc is so old he has to update his insurance and have a full medical when he passes GO in Monopoly. And when he plays hide and go pee down at the nursing home, they usually have to organise a search party, it takes him that long to 'tinkle'
And Jafo's so old, God asked him to proof read the Ten Commandments before handing them down to Moses.
When I went to round on Starkers in the Old Pirates' Home:
Starkers: "Well, give me the bad news first."
Me: "You're older than dirt. You might have six months left."
Starkers: "OH NO! That's awfull! In six months my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???"
Me: "You also have Alzheimer's. In about three seconds you are going to forget everything I told you."
Starkers: "Well, give me the bad news first."
Syd: You're so old that when you sink your teeth into a steak, they stay there...and 'Happy Hour' means a nap.
Doc, you're so old you don't even fart dust anymore. No, the dust became a solid layer of dirt and is now believed to be one of the oldest fossils ever discovered.
Not only that, you're so old that these days your knees buckle but your belt won't
And what makes me laugh.... getting a little 'action' is just your laxative working.
Truth is, you're so old that you helped Darwin write his The Theory of Evolution... because you were there from day one
Hehe, and your wrinkles are so deep they can now be seen from outer space.
Never mind, you still have a gleam in your eyes.... or is that the sun hitting your bifocals? 
that would explain why, when he said he had insomnia, they told him to "take 2 tablets and go to bed". 
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Happy Birthday!!! 