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I think this says it all, Happy Birthday Doc, sending you much love and cyber hugs on this your special day. I know I maybe early but its 9.51 pm Friday night here so already its your Birthday lol 
*goans
Starkers knows knows he's old because the candles cost more than the cake, and he's so old they canceled his blood type!
That's nothing! They haven't made a cake big enough to hold all your birthday candles.
In fact, you're so old, they replaced your blood with hydraulic oil so you don't completely fossilise and seize up.
As for Jafo having to take two tablets, well he had some [age related] difficulty so rang Samsung: "How the fech am I supposed to swallow these big bastards?"
Luckily my birthday cake is as fossilized as I am...and stone candles? Nah, only a volcano can burn them.
But you? Your cake comes with a soundtrack...no, not the birthday song. The soundtrack from the big bang (or was that the Big Toot-Toot?).
who said anything about swallowing?
So that's why your birthday party guests find excuses to leave early.... long, long, long before the chainsaw comes out to cut the darned thing.
As for the sound-track that comes with my cake, that's Trogladite by The Jimmy Castor Bunch
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCV6paTXyCU[/video
And you're so old that you knew the Trogladytes earliest ancestors on a personal level.... as a doctor even 'birthed' the very first Trogladytes family's kids for 'em.... like how far back in BC was that?
ahhhh..that would be explain the conglomerate layer...it was once a sultana cake...
Starkers...there's nothing older than the big bang. End of discussion. Mwahahaha! Oh, and pink is definitely your color! 
Syd...I told 'en to make it out of several twinkies (they last almost as long as starkers is old) but they didn't. More's the pity.
But I'm really proud of Syd...despite her age, she doesn't feel old. In fact she doesn't feel much of anything until noon and then it's time for her nap. 
the pic where it says inflation , shouldn't that be deflated 
Well, I was referring to 1) His waist and 2) the inflation stage of the early universe...deflation? Well, didn't want to bring it up (nyuk, nyuk).
Yes there is! And you were there.... handing out laxatives to constipated angels.
And pink maybe be my colour on days that begin with P, but it suits you better every day.
In fact, I'll bet you're wearing your fave pair of frilly pink undies right now... and your lacy black suspender belt and black stockings.
Truth is, however, you're so old that you taught Methuselah's 900 y/o great, great grandpappy how to cross-dress in style when he was just a lad.
aaah yes I should have noticed that lol
ill pay that one hehehehe
Now you mention it, you're so old that your farts contain gas particles from the big bang... and your heartburn is caused by volcanic ash you inhaled during the first prehistoric eruption.
sorry for being late but happy birthday Doc 
You're only late cos you're so old that your grandpappy naps can last for weeks at a time.
*little off topic*
Being so old is one thing but......fat....something else. You know someone is fat...fat...if one half wakes up in New York and the other half wakes up in LA.
Hehe, I knew a woman who was so fat the only thing that'd go 'round her was the park railings.
Then there was the bloke who was so fat he had a second navel where his 'winky' should have been.
Not forgetting about the woman who was so fat she bought one of those telescopic arms used for power pole maintenance so she could reach to wipe her backside.
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