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Is Santa Claus racist

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Is Santa Claus racist

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I realised for centuries that Santa Claus didn't bring all those native Americans in the Americas presents on Christmas eve. Why would he do this if he's not racists.

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Reply #51 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Uvah, reply 50

In order for Santa to get down all those chimneys he'd have to shrink a bit 'cause I think his belly would get in the way. I wonder how he does that. o_O :P  

He doesn't.   Well not anymore.  With his increased girth nowadays, he sends an elf down the chimney, who then lets him in the front door.  Yup, the old bastard is cheating, robbing kids of their childhood dreams of landing on the roof and coming down the chimney.  Poor little sods wait all year for that.... and he comes through the front friggin; door.

And who do you complain to?  Like does he have a boss with whom you can lodge a complaint?

:rofl:

Reply #52 from WinCustomize Forums Top

And Santa has no kids of his own. Why?

 

He comes but once a year, and that is down a chimney.

 

GROAN.........

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Reply #53 from WinCustomize Forums Top

GROAN alright.  I was telling that one back in school during the 60's. ;P  :-"  

Then there was the real sexy lass in the shortest mini-skirt and oodles of [more out than in] cleavage who sat on Santa's lap: They got acquainted a while, then got to speaking about the first thing that 'popped' up.