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I realised for centuries that Santa Claus didn't bring all those native Americans in the Americas presents on Christmas eve. Why would he do this if he's not racists.
Just bringing up such questions is what starts the separation of the races.....
Pretty sure jokes don't start the separation of the races.
These days its started by race baiting lowlife assholes who make their living by telling children the legal system is rigged against them, the police are out to kill them, and everyone is racists for not hiring them when they've got a hubcap hanging from their neck, a mess of dreads in their face, gang tats down their arms, pants hanging off their ass, and the english skills of a three year old.
Can you imagine if smellivision were real. We'd all be retching right now. PU!
I dunno about Santa being a racist, but I think he may be sexist.... like why do women get all the best presents? They get all the good shit while men get socks, hankies and/or underwear.
I dunno about Santa being a racist, but I think he may be sexist.... like why do women get all the best presents? They get all the good shit while men get socks, hankies and/or underwear.
Edit: Damned double posting again. Dunno why, I only clicked 'Submit' once. 
You badmouthed an omniscient and omnipresent being who can somehow tell all the nice kids in the world apart and deliver presents to them in one day. He probably hexed you.
I'm a good boy....I drink Coke....so he ain't got issues with me....;p
Bastard!!!!!
Hex me, would he? Next year, then, I'm gonna line the chimney with itching powder and electrified barbed wire.
That's because he hasn't yet worked out that Paul and Jafo are one in the same person. Jafo's the coke drinker who gets stuff from Santa, and Paul is the wine drinking, Coopers drinking pisspot... who gets eff all from Santa, not even socks and a hanky.
Santa's gonna get pissed and leave you plastic chunks of coal in your used sock hangin' on the shelf. 
Good! And I'll light them plasic pieces of coal up when the old fart's coming down the chimney next year.
Well, it's not like I believe in him anymore... is it!
And if somebody ends up in A&E next Christmas Eve with severe itching, barbed wire cuts and a burnt arse, serves them right for trying to break in the night before Christmas.
Nope, but we used to drink together at the same bar Scrooge did.
What, we hoping to get pregnant for Christmas.... as in baby bump?
Yup, it's amazing just how many babies are conceived at during the Xmas period.... all those late August early September births.
Nah, seriously, but hey, Xmas presents that cost nothing are a bonus, right?
But is it right when nick is only delivering presents to native americans to be politically correct. Deep down he must not like them since he only recently started delivering presents to them. After all i seen him deliver presents to aitheists. He doesnt even bothering to show up here to defend himself. Coward he is.
He's not gonna turn up here or anywhere else at this time of year. Nope, he's too busy crossing off various twats, dropkicks and races off his Xmas list.... and one can safely say that you're gonna get eff all under the tree this year or next. In fact, after calling him a coward, you'd be lucky to see eff all ever again.
Personally, I have a problem with Santa's naughty list.
Hell, Santa is the naughtiest of all. He's always running around the globe with 3 ho's.
Hmmm, as an 83 year old crumedieon, who has been using Stardock's programs for a long long time, I have this to say about Santa......."I don't give a diddly s..t who you are, get those damn sh...ten rain deer off my fu..in roof.
That being said; due to the condition of the present world; I would love to have the innocence of youth so that I could believe in all the nonsense............it would be much more fun the "nonsense of todays reality".
And............my request would be; "the only thing I want laid under my Christmas Tree............is me". A good way to thank Santa.................and give me a massive heart attack. Life is good with Santa.......lol.
As kids we had these Christmas jokes, given Santa's supposed name is Nicholas:
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nicholas
Nicholas who?
knickerless girls shouldn't climb trees.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nicholas
Nicholas who?
knickerless girls shouldn't do handstands in the playground.
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Then there was the Santa walking down the street going 'ho, ho, ho'.
Got to the corner and three women beat the crap out of him.
In order for Santa to get down all those chimneys he'd have to shrink a bit 'cause I think his belly would get in the way. I wonder how he does that.
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