sell crypt on ebay?

can't see why not. I mean one bloke sold his virginity on Ebay and another sold a half eaten ham sandwhich. If you can get away with selling that a crypt seems tame in comparison

Sure. You can sell it, but I'd suggest listing it on Craig's list locally, also letting the local churches, synagogues and Funeral Homes know it's on the market - they might not give as good a price, but you never know.

There's probably someone out there just dying to buy it. 

Doc, groan.......

You can sell anything that's not illegal on ebay. I have been both a seller and buyer, with good results. I've never used Craigs list, but I've heard a lot of bad stuff. Its like

the wild west version of ebay.

the only thing I've seen refused on ebay is children... people have put their kids on ebay in jest when fed up with them and found the authorities do not share their sense of humour...at least I hope all of them were in jest... 

I'd laugh at that... but I've got the flu... and I can't stop coffin...  

4 weeks now...  

Ebay also removes posts of people trying to sell their souls. Random trivia brought to you by Heavenfall.

syd...no such thing as flu for 4 weeks.

P'raps you should hazard to a visit your Doctor...and a course of antibiotics for a probable post flu bacterial lung infection if only to avoid...the coffin.

Hope you feel better soon, syd.

No, you need Craig's list for that.

Quoting DrJBHL, reply 2

Sure. You can sell it, but I'd suggest listing it on Craig's list locally, also letting the local churches, synagogues and Funeral Homes know it's on the market - they might not give as good a price, but you never know.

There's probably someone out there just dying to buy it. 

End of DrJBHL's quote

Appreciate comments, experience so far: Been on craigslist for 2 months...  funeral homes say 'no, we don't list those sorts of things, yada (even offering them a percentage!).'  Shuls, churches, ummm will pursue this idea.  Thanks!

Quoting sydneysiders, reply 6

the only thing I've seen refused on ebay is children... people have put their kids on ebay in jest when fed up with them and found the authorities do not share their sense of humour...at least I hope all of them were in jest... 

 

Quoting DrJBHL,

reply 2

There's probably someone out there just dying to buy it.

I'd laugh at that... but I've got the flu... and I can't stop coffin...  

   

4 weeks now...  

End of sydneysiders's quote

This line of humor is such a grave undertaking. 

Friend of mine went to pay respects at the family crypt and was bitten by something while there... turned out to be a cryptic

I agree... enough of this talking cryptically.... 

Ok, lets bury this whole topic, and move on the ... other ... things.

I dunno we can, I think we may have lost the plot.

Another friend of mine keeps getting facial spasms when he visits his family crypt.... his doctor told him it's a rare crypt tic.

Then there was the bloke who was knocked unconscious at the cemetery... was apparently hit by a headstone

And another friend of mine was a grave digger... his name is Doug.

trust starkers to try and keep this thread going.... cracking jokes like there's no tomborrow...   

Hey Elana...dunno if I mentioned trying synagogues too...say that it's a matzohleum. 

Hey Seth, when I visit a matzohleum, am I committing an encrypted mitzvot?

No, because we are supposed to be interred in the earth...not above it. The poskim are divided on this...so the din is cryptic, at best.

Ok, OK, so we need to get a cryptolocker program?  One with six holes in the bottom?

I think we've exhausted all the puns. Unless you've more to exhume?

Ok, Ok, I give up the ghost on this one.  RIP.

Who... ME?????  I was just ensuring my posts weren't buried beneath mounds of others.

So those buried at sea are destined to walk it for eternity... or would that be swim?

Which reminds me of the senseless grave robber.... said the smell didn't bother him and made no bones whatsoever about digging up cadavers to exhume a buried buck.

Ah yes, ghostly Resident is Poltergeist.

Finally, I understand why he was sent to live out his days among kangaroos, and creatures so lethal you die if you look at a place their shadows once were.

The only reason he became a pirate was so he could dig up dinosaur crap masquerading as buried treasure. 

Wanna find out? We've a plank 'ere me 'earty!

I also vote starkers off the boat.  Walk the plank ye overripe punster!  This is fitting Pun.ishment.