ElanaAhova ElanaAhova

sell crypt on ebay?

sell crypt on ebay?

is ebay appropriate for this?

A close friend in selling an above ground crypt.  New, not used, (smile)!  Its in a mausoleum, so its not portable.  I have never been to ebay.  Is ebay an appropriate and viable venue in which to auction off this crypt?  Advice?

 

Thank you all.  -elana

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Reply #26 Top

Quoting ElanaAhova, reply 25

I also vote starkers off the boat.  Walk the plank ye overripe punster! 
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Aye! Orf the "Twisted Sister".

Reply #27 Top

Quoting DrJBHL, reply 24

The only reason he became a pirate was so he could dig up dinosaur crap masquerading as buried treasure.
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Wrong, I becum a pirate so's I cud 'ijack threads like this ere 'n puntificate t' me 'eart's content [wos gunna spell that wiv a u fer a minute but it looked a bit rude O:) ].

As fer tha dinasore crap, it be worf its weight in gold... bein' tha variety o' preshus gems wot it is these days.

Quoting ElanaAhova, reply 25

Wanna find out? We've a plank 'ere me 'earty!
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Quoting ElanaAhova, reply 25

I also vote starkers off the boat. Walk the plank ye overripe punster! This is fitting Pun.ishment.
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If'n ye finks I be gonna walk tha plank orf me own brig, ye 'aves annuver fing cummin'.

Thar'll be no celebratory friggin' in tha riggin' on my ship.

Bosun, whar be that cat-o-nine-tails?... we 'aves an attempt at a mutiny, aaaarrgghhhhh!

 

'Ere, by tha way, did yer 'ear 'bout tha mad land lubber wot drowned dancin' on ol' Blackbeard's grave. :w00t: :-" O:)

 

Reply #28 Top

Great Cesar's ghost!  Cat with nine tails? Cat mime on a pirate ship?  Cats are quite popular on the web.  So now they have nine lives, AND nine stories?  Whats next? :)  This tail keep growing in the telling.

Reply #29 Top

Quoting ElanaAhova, reply 25

This is fitting Pun.ishment.
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I object to the nature of this thread rigorously... it revaults me. Wake up to yourselves, it's not rite.  You're going to have to go a long way to urn back the remains of my respect you lot of casket cases...

Reply #30 Top

Quoting ElanaAhova, reply 28

Great Cesar's ghost!  Cat with nine tails? Cat mime on a pirate ship?  Cats are quite popular on the web.  So now they have nine lives, AND nine stories?  Whats next? :)
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Aye, a cat wiv nine tails... it be fer makin' shure tha tales me crew tells be true... aarrgghhhhh!

As fer cats bein' pop'lar on tha web, I 'ears they be rather pop'lar on menus in tha waterfront cafes o' most pirate ports.

Quoting ElanaAhova, reply 28

This tail keep growing in the telling.
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Now be ye sayin' this 'ere tail ye speaks of be summat like Pinnochio's snoze? :-"

Quoting sydneysiders, reply 29


Quoting ElanaAhova,

This is fitting Pun.ishment.



I object to the nature of this thread rigorously... it revaults me. Wake up to yourselves, it's not rite.  You're going to have to go a long way to urn back the remains of my respect you lot of casket cases...

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Ye can object t' tha nature all ye likes, it be a rite o' passage fer them wot's tryin' t' avoid tha early onset o' rigor mortis wiv a laff or three.  After all, they says laffter be tha best medicine, an' nobody's goin' ter be closin' tha casket lid if'n ye still be gigglin'.

:-"

Reply #31 Top

Quoting starkers, reply 27

If'n ye finks I be gonna walk tha plank orf me own brig, ye 'aves annuver fing cummin'.
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Arrrghhh! Full o' ship ye be.

Reply #32 Top

Quoting DrJBHL, reply 31


Quoting starkers,

If'n ye finks I be gonna walk tha plank orf me own brig, ye 'aves annuver fing cummin'.



Arrrghhh! Full o' ship ye be.

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If'n ye don't stop insulting yer cap'n like wot you is, I'll 'ave ye lashed t' tha yardarm n' filled wiv tha bosun's cookin.... or should I say "attempts at cookin?"  Let's just say that some of 'is stews 'd peel tha rust orf an old anchor, so ye wants ta be careful.

Reply #33 Top

Quoting starkers, reply 32

I'll 'ave ye lashed t' tha yardarm n' filled wiv tha bosun's cookin.
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Stew you!  :grin:

Reply #34 Top

Quoting DrJBHL, reply 33


Quoting starkers,

I'll 'ave ye lashed t' tha yardarm n' filled wiv tha bosun's cookin.



Stew you!  :grin:

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Aye, wiv tha weather warming up an' getting more 'umid, a stewed starkers be on tha cards, fer shure.  :-"

Reply #35 Top

 A merry heart is medicine for the soul.  Thank you for such merriment!

Reply #36 Top

Quoting ElanaAhova, reply 35

 A merry heart is medicine for the soul.  Thank you for such merriment!
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Ye be welcum me dear... it be a pleshure doin' bis'ness wiv 'e. :w00t:

Reply #37 Top

Quoting starkers, reply 36


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Ye be welcum me dear... it be a pleshure doin' bis'ness wiv 'e. :w00t:

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Quoting starkers, reply 36

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business or pleasure?

Reply #38 Top

Quoting ElanaAhova, reply 37


Quoting starkers,




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Ye be welcum me dear... it be a pleshure doin' bis'ness wiv 'e. :w00t:

Quoting starkers,

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business or pleasure?

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Hehe, well it woulda looked a bit naughty if I'd said: "It's been a bis'ness doin' pleshure wiv 'e," wouldn' it?

.... and I be tryin' ever so hard t' behave meself, too. O:)

Reply #39 Top

:):)