Clever marketing.
You stick an 'i' infront of a bucket of shit and 'I' MUST have it..
Aahhhh! Now I know what i gotta do while I try selling my body to raise the money to be able to afford the new Mac Pro... put a fechin' i in front of it.
....and I ain't one of those 'millions' .
Same trouble as me, eh? Can't afford Apple crap cos you can't feching give it ^ away, much less sell it.
It's like the time I was downtown trying to sell my body to raise the money to buy an iPad, and I figured I'd start low so as not to price myself out of work.
Anyway, this sour old biddy comes up to me - well you didn't think I was gonna attract any young uns, did ya - and she asks: "Well... how much is it, then?"
Feeling a little hesitant I replies: "Um, how's five bucks sound?"
"You gotta be kidding, old boy..." as she she snorts heartily: "I just wanna borrow it for half an hour, not take a feching 6 month lease on it."
Orright, so now everybody knows why I don't got an iPad, but at least I'm not supporting the 'Evil Empire' from ill-gotten gain.
As for the aforementioned bucket of shit... reckon I'd get a refund if i took one into an Apple store and complained the 'i' was defective?