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So I figured out why I'm fat! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says "for extra volume and body". I'm going to start using "Dawn" dish soap. It says "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove.. }:)

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That'll do it. Not a doubt in my mind.

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x_x  

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And they wonder why your called Disturbed! XD

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I thought this was a thread about me.  8C

 

I was wondering why it wasn't titled "Fatback".   X|

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Brilliant!  :w00t: For your hair I mean. 

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If a mute swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?

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Quoting WebGizmos, reply 3
And they wonder why your called Disturbed!

 

WG, you have that right. If a name change is ever in order could also be called Mentalcomputer.

 

Hope it comes in bulk, like 5 gallon pales. Some people I know will use a lot of it. Not talking about you redneck, just saying.

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7 replys but i only see 6  where did their it is

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Quoting DisturbedComputer, reply 8
7 replys but i only see 6  where did their it is

 

I see 8 counting your last one and this one will make 9. I don't know, maybe you have a short page.:rofl:

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Quoting DisturbedComputer, reply 6
If a mute swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
:grin:

As long as he doesn't poop in the woods, cuz that silent falling tree is still out there.

 He' OK. :thumbsup:

 

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Why do we buy a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

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I see 8 counting your last one and this one will make 9. I don't know, maybe you have a short page.

 

na I have a DisturbedPage :rofl:

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Why do we buy a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of

Its called eco-nomical. Sort of.

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If you throw your pet cat out the window of your car does it become kitty litter?

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Is a car no longer a car once it turns into a driveway?  o_O

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If you throw your pet cat out the window of your car does it become kitty litter?

Haha DC, we need more people like you around here. This whole thread is great. :rofl:

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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

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If your an atheist and swear on the bible, have you committed perjury?

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Is it bad luck to be superstitious?

 

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Why do you drive on the parkway but park in the drive way?

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Un champoing pour mincir ???

De la litiere pour chat à travers la fenetre d'une voiture ???

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :waaaa:  

Mon traducteur google delire ???

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If white wine goes with fish does white grapes go with sushi?

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Do you have to have your swimmers on to take a long walk along a short pier?

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What.