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So I figured out why I'm fat! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says "for extra volume and body". I'm going to start using "Dawn" dish soap. It says "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove.. }:)

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Reply #27 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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A champoing for to get thinner?
From the litter cat through the window of a car?

My google delire translator?
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If the sardine oil tuna is the tomato!
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Reply #28 from WinCustomize Forums Top

oh ok so champoing is shampooing

so No not shampooing to get thinner but Down Dishwashing to remove the fat ha ha ha :rofl: :rofl:

 

24 Lost :|

Reply #30 from WinCustomize Forums Top

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting? o_O

Reply #31 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Or perhaps plotting an "overflight".

Reply #32 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Did George Washington just flash a quarter for his ID?

Reply #33 from WinCustomize Forums Top

If you sit motionless in the park long enough, will the pigeons use you as they do other statues?

Reply #34 from WinCustomize Forums Top

If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo?

Reply #35 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Why is it that when ever you need a cop there isn't one around for miles, but when you happen to make the most minor infringement they're all over your ass like bees to honey?

Reply #36 from WinCustomize Forums Top

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

 

good one

to add to it

or the bird is woundering way your looking at his toilet so hard

Reply #37 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Did George Washington just flash a quarter for his ID?

no you must have two forms of ID so he had to show the dollar to

 

Reply #38 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I like to reminisce with people i dont know

Reply #39 from WinCustomize Forums Top

One from way way back in the day. What is stronger than Superman? starkers should know this one. He does it often enough.

Reply #40 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting jpmurph1, reply 38
I like to reminisce with people i dont know

Yeah, me too. I'll never forget old what's his name.

Reply #41 from WinCustomize Forums Top

If the dog hadn't stopped to shit, would he have caught the rabbit?   >_>

 

If your Aunt had balls, would she be your Uncle?    :rolleyes:

 

If a frog had wings, would he still bump his ass?    o_O

Reply #42 from WinCustomize Forums Top

If trailer parks didn't exist, would tornadoes exist?

Reply #43 from WinCustomize Forums Top

If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?

Reply #44 from WinCustomize Forums Top

How come when you fall flat on your face, some dipshit will ask if you enjoyed your trip?

 

Reply #45 from WinCustomize Forums Top

And how deep is a bottomless pit?

Reply #46 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Your fingernail has the same ingredients as fly poop...  so every time you bit your Fingernails your eating Fly SHIT

Reply #47 from WinCustomize Forums Top

A ducks [drake, actually] has a corkscrew shaped penis... so if you lost your corkscrew, would you go the the duck pond with the hope of opening your bottle of champagne?

Reply #49 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I was wondering why it wasn't titled "Fatback".

I've had the hots for Janeane Garofalo ever since she declared herself the Queen of Backfat.