Ah, while that is the case, a truely sentient machine might be able to be reasoned with, but, unlike cliche scifi depictions of them being defeatable by using a paradox, they can basically determine "it's a paradox dumbass", and then melt your face off with their superior machine-tech*.

*Face-melting is optional.

Yes, I am straight thank you very much.

Really?

Uhm, when?

So you agree that we disagree, but you disagree with that as well

Lovely!

Cool story bro!

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

Aww... My fiendish plan to make Morph disagree with Twilight's statement that Morph was straight failed...

Really? Make me say that I'm gay?

I remember making that stuff up when I was like, oh I dont know, 9 years old. When I was a kid, me and my friends played a little game. 1 person would ask obvious questions, that they all have "yes" as an answer, and the other person would have to answer each question really really fast. So its like: Is the sky blue? Yes. Do you have 10 fingers? Yes. Do you have a dog? Yes. Are frogs green? Yes. Are you gay? Yes.

So so, immature.

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

*Sighs*

Are you really attempting to take me seriously again Morph?

You genuinely think that you saying you're gay would be funny to me?

I was pointing out the many interesting situations that could be set up if you always disagreed with Twilight.

Yes, I choose to take you seriously most of the time, because its a lot more fun to me

Snipe makes a funny comment, half sarcastic/joke and sometimes half serious, and I take it very seriously, making for a nice contradiction.

You know, like seeing a funny clown performing a show to entertain the kids, and someone walks over to him, saying "Dude, why the hell are you dressed like that? Punk!"

You havent figured that out yet?

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

It's ok if you're gay morph, there's nothing wrong with it. Philosophically speaking of course.

Anatomically, a few lobes in the brain are out of porportion, and then there's the whole Pheremones thing....

but I'm cool with it.   Most every one I know is either bi or gay. (Albeit they're all girls... so the jokes about us getting together, and all the girls getting their boyfriends in on a massive orgy someday are both tantalizing and plausibly true...)

Xer0 \^/

Edit: Morpheas you really gotta inform me when important stuff happens....I don't have as much free time anymore >.<

What? Oh you mean Xer07 coming back to the forums?

Well, I didnt know it was that important, soz.

There's nothing wrong with it, its just that its not true.

And since when did you become an expert?

It hasnt occurred to you that most people are straight? At least the statistics show that. It just happened that you've met many people who are either bi or gay. And these people must be 0,000000000000000000001% of the population on earth.

Anyway, I dont know what you're "cool with" here, but.....really? Assuming that I am gay is supposed to anger me or something?

You almost insult me just by thinking you can insult me by calling me gay. I KNOW you can do better than that.

Like I said before, you dont seem any more mature than you were, at least from what I see.

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

It wasn't an insult, I was just jumping on the bandwagon. Sheesh, morph. Don't get your man-panties in a bunch.

And statistics show that homosexuals actualy contribute to 2-4% of the world's total population, thank you. You can consult my College level Psychology class on my "expertise".

Xer0 \^/

Now is the part where Xer07 makes a stupid comment, adding a  " " in the end of the sentence.

And yes, it wasnt an insult.

You're welcome

Having a degree in something, that says you're an "expert" or a "master", doesnt really make you an expert. It just proves that you have acquired already existing human knowledge, on a very specific field, without actually learning anything you want, being stuck on a predetermined educational system for the masses.

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

Who said I have a degree in Psychology? I'm 16!

I was just referencing where I got the facts from. Did you also know that about 1/3 of all women have something called... I think it was Sexual Plasticity that makes them have bisexual drives and habits?

Xer0 \^/

Except I think that you, Xer07, are wrong.

Because that simply cannot be true, when Man was created to have only heterosexual relationships.

The pieces of the puzzle don't fit together that way.

Why is man capitalized in your statement? Let's not... well, screw it. Don't tell me you're a religious activist and you're going to start giving me lectures about what "Man" is and is not supposed to be based on what "God" thinks?

Homosexuality is, in fact, a natural disorder of the brain, proven so by the number of abnormalities found in the lobes of lesbians and gays, and that their pheromone receptors are only receptive to pheromones given off by the same sex.  Homosexuality is also found in nature. I site the homosexual penguins of the New York City zoo, who raised a penguin chick, for my reference there. (There's also a theory that the Dinosaurs started to go extinct prior to the asteriod hit and indian mantle plume due to extremely high rates of homosexuality decreasing the population, but due to lack of evidence I'm rather skeptical.)

If you're challenging my Sexual Plasticity claim, it doesn't mean that 1/3 of girls are closet lesbians or bisexuals, it means that, on average, 1/3 girls is going to feel romantically attached or attracted to other girls.

Let the flame war begin.

Xer0 \^/

I like how "there's nothing wrong with being gay," yet nobody wants to be thought of as it. I mean, if somebody thought I was stupid, I wouldn't mind. However, if someone thought I was gay, I would inform that I wasn't. You do notice that there are many misconceptions about people which they are happy about, but usually being homosexual isn't one of them.

Moving on. I personally find the idea of two guys getting with each other repulsive. However, if other people want to do it, then sure, go ahead. Just don't expect me to join in.

Nice wrap up Oatesy.

WHADDYA mean "God"? Are you saying something...?

*gets out flamethrower*

Religious activist, no. Vocal about my beliefs, yes. I also have been writing a Warhammer 40,000/Star Trek crossover fanfic, and whenever an Imperial character speaks about that I capitalize the word, so the habit has probably bled over a bit.

Onto the rest:

I'm saying that, as my beliefs dictate, Man was created by God as 'male and female'. There's a reason God made 'Adam and Eve', and not 'Adam and Steve' (or 'lesbian' variations).

The pieces of the puzzle that is the human body simply don't fit together that way. Think of it as a belt buckle; it only works one way. Sexual relations between people are the same way; it only really works one way, since the ultimate goal of a sexual relationship is supposed to be the production of viable offspring.

I think that the whole 'nothing wrong with homosexuality' yet nobody wants to be considered that is a result of the ironic stupidity that is political correctness.

I'll take someone saying it like it is, TYVM. Also agree with the idea of 2 guys in a romantic/sexual relationship as repulsive (TBH I find it beyond repulsive), though I also hold the same opinion of 2 women in similar situations. Two people of the same gender who are good friends, and live in close proximity, that I can deal with.

Homosexuality, that's a big no-no.

Hmm, I seem to forget that you're not an adult sometimes.

Anyway, you get my point.

Nope, I didnt know that, and I dont care.

Yes, we as a species, are meant to have heterosexual relationships, primarily for reproduction, in order to avoid extinction. But that doesnt mean that we cant change along the way. Just as we are constantly evolving, supposedly becoming more intelligent, civilized, and more creative, we are also getting bad "habbits" so to speak. Thus homosexuality exists in the human species, which I believe is not only society driven, but also DNA related.

First of all, why are you ruining the lesbian concept for me?

Lesbians are HAWT. Nuf said

I dont need to know why they are attracted to the same gender, nor what happens in their brain and stuff

I just want to watch them Yeah, call me a perv. I dont care

If someone said I'm British, when in fact I am Greek, that would be incorrect. If someone said I am an Atheist, when in fact I believe in God, that would be incorrect as well. Now, when someone says I'm homosexual, when in fact I'm heterosexual, that is also incorrect.

There's nothing wrong with it, but its not true. If someone makes a mistake, whatever that is, and I detect that mistake, I am going to correct them, its in my nature.

And thats what I did too. Xer07 said that I'm gay, and I told him I'm not.

Also, "stupid" is a relevant term, and is mostly used to insult someone, while "gay" is an either yes or no kind of thing (but it is also used to insult someone, sometimes).

Yes I find it repulsive as well.

However, two girls getting with each other is H O T

Use a grenade launcher instead. Its more fun

LOLZ, Adam and Steve!

Technically, as a species, we dont need to reproduce at a faster rate. Our population is already growing, at a steady rate, and has been, for a long period of time.

So, technically speaking again, we can afford to have a small percentage of our population to not reproduce, aka be homosexuals.

But yeah, you're right at what you're saying, homosexuality is obviously abnormal.

Homo-phobia......

Hehe, its kinda funny, cause you remind me of a male friend of mine, who's straight, and for some weird reason, he always gets hit on by gay men, even he hangs out with me and his other friends, for some reason homos are always hitting on him.

Needless to say, that he freaks out on the slightest gay joke, or prank, for that matter, like when me and my friend Kostas, thought of a nice prank:

We both pretended to be gay, and that we were hitting on him at the same time. When my friend Kostas touched his leg, he jump up, and tried to run away, freaking out big time!

I only wish I had a camera to record this, so I can upload it to youtube!

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

I'm not afraid of homosexuals. I just don't like the choice that they've made, and the lifestyle that stems from that choice.

Fair enough.

But my friend is really afraid of homosexuals, and I absolutely have to think of another prank on him, so I can LOL even harder

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

Syneptus: No, I'm merely using "God" to refer to the fact that I acknowledge the existance of more than one "God" due to my acceptance of all religious idealogies. I do not, however, beleive nor practice any of them.

Whiskey:

Ah, I love the Adam and Eve critique. In theory, "God" actually failed on this one, Adam had two wives.

Adam and Lilith, then Adam and Eve. Lilith was the first true female, created in "God's" image as Adam was. But when she and Adam fought (over who was to be on top during sex, no lie ) Lilith left the garden of Eden, and "God" created Eve from Adam's rib, to make her more submissive to man.  Therefore, heterosexuality has been shown in the bible to fail as well.

The production of offspring? Surely you jest, otherwise you'd be an anti- vasectomy, condom, birth control, abortion, and fallopian tube tying activist.   Mankind grew up with the need to have sex due to compulsive and pleasure drives, not to have kids. 98% of all kids are accidents, and I'm proof of that more than most.

Xer0 \^/

Morpheas:

1. Do I really seem that mature to you?

2. Correct, Homosexuality has been shown to be genetic, but also can be epigenetic as well in males.

3. Ah, morph. How I could ruin all your pr0nz for you....

4. Are you Ancestral Greek, Ottoman Greek, or just plain Immigrated to Greece so I'ma call myself Greek - Greek?

5. Sex in general is repulsive. Get used to it.

6. a. Growing at a steady rate. I roflmao'd when I read this, our population has gone from less than 1 million 10k years ago to 7 billion mid to late this year. Most of the jump has been made since the 15-1700's. That, and given we've almost reached our carrying capacity as a planet, our population growth rate is SLOWING DOWN, as shown from low fertility rates worldwide (probably from genetic inbreeding, as all of us stem from about 30-300 females who survived the Toba eruption, aka, the Human Genetic Bottleneck).

   b. An even larger percentage of the population is sterile or genetically mutated as to be inable to have kids than the homosexual popluation.

7. Ah, homophobia. The typical symptom of a male who's closet bi-curious, but is ashamed or confused by his feelings so acts the opposite way to hide it until he either repels the bi-curiosity or understands and refuses it.

Xer0 \^/

Most ridiculous adam and eve scenario I've ever heard

Thats true. But we dont really need to have sexual intercourse with other humans to survive. Technically, all we need is a minimum reproduction, and we can even achieve that without any sexual intercourse.

But yes, we mostly have sex for pleasure, not to reproduce, thats correct.

Xer07 1-7:

1. Well, from the way you type, you seem like an adult most times, but sometimes you really act like a little kid.

2. Fair enough.

3. You didnt ruin them. I just wanted to express how much I like lesbian pr0nz

4. I was born, AND I live in Greece, just like my parents, and grandparents, and great-grandparents.....

5. Wait a sec....you're 100% NOT serious here, are you? Surely you cant be another form of Scoutdog.....

OMG Scoutdog has had an offspring!!!

6. a. Yep, "at a steady rate" was totally wrong. And yeah, you're correct.

7. Nah, I dont think my friend is bi or gay, for that matter. He really did have a lot of homos hitting on him, even in my presence. I dunno, he must have something gay, appearance-like or he's just damn unlucky.

Anyway, given that he sleeps with a different girl each week, and he only cares about having sex with girls, I would be very surprised if I found out he's bi. So I am not sure. But he's certainly not gay, otherwise I wouldnt have caught that black girl half-naked in his kitchen, when he invited me over at his place, one time. Btw, he's the most shallow person I know, only caring for sex. Edit: But he isnt a very close friend, so I might be a little wrong.

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

Adam and Eve - That passage was removed from the New Testament, but I'm not sure if you can still find it in the Jewish Holy Book.

1. I pride myself on a distinguished vocabulary and accent compared to my peers.

2. Yayz, we agree

3. Good point.

4. Yeah, but are you of OTTOMAN-Greek Descent or EUROPEAN-Greek, as in, did your ancestors move to Greece during the time of Ottoman rule or prior?

5. No, but anatomically speaking it sounds quite painful and disgusting, depsite my experience to the contrary.

6. w00t, more agreeing! Is that really morpheas behind that screen?

7. I never said bi, just bi-curious as in: Damn, he looks hot today. Wait... HE looks hot today?!? WTF?!?!? GUYS AREN"T HOT!!!! I"M NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!! And then confusion or denial from there. Happens to the best of us.

Xer0 \^/

I can haz karma for 400?

Xer0 \^/