Are you insinuating.... um, making a reference to implant size here?

As for the lithpth, I heard he also had a limp... or was that a flaccid!

I heard both. A flaccid limp ... or was it a limp flaccid. Either way his implant needs the inflationary tool. He can find it at ... http://www.

getyourlimpflaccidfixedheregiveawayofthemonthtoday.orgy. Tell them Heronimous sent you.

Haven't seen/heard that name since the 60's.  There was this Brit movie Called "Can Heronimous Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humpe And Find True Happiness"  It was basically an excuse to show off a bit of T & A... and as a 15 y/o red blooded lad at the time, I naturally had an excuse to go see it.

I got that name from the Buck Rogers in the 23rd. Century TV show that aired back in the 80's. Gary Coleman played the part of a dude named Heronimous Jones. The only reason I watched it was for Erin Gray. what a hottie.

It's the helmet.

But I was more of a Princess Ardala fan (Pamela Hensley)

Only because they allowed her to show off the cleavage and Erin Gray said ... hell no!

Yeah. THAT'S how it went down. Or maybe there was no cleavage to show off...

I cleave to your explanation.

You're right. I don't see any. Maybe all the fog.

I dunno, they're both assimilatable.

At least they might be real. Considering all the fake ones out there these days. Katy Price comes to mind.

Yup... more plastic than puppies there, me thinks.

I am Peter Andre of Borg... to all my adoring fans, yes, I have been in hospital with a silicone overdose after being intimate with my (now) ex-wife.

The Borg have invaded home space. Where's MaDeez. He should have locked the door. Sheesh!

Hmmm, do you think we've pirated this thread enough or what?

I be sorry Yer Madness, but it 'ave been a while since I wur on tha 'igh seas a scuttlin' tha King's clippers n' snafflin' tha booty.

Arrgghh!!!!!

Aye matey ...... methinks we should heave to and let them other scalliwags 'ave a right go at it.

I be finkin', if'n it weren't fer us two proppin' up tha mainsal, tha forums 'd be as dead as Davy Jones 'eself

I be wit ya on that one matey. Where  be everybody????

Well 'em bain't be 'ere... the be fer shure.

Do 'e fink sum of 'em 'aves real lives out thar in tha real wurld?

I be not surprised. Sooner or later one of 'em 'll get the notion ta' mind and give us a holler.

Aye, well i bloody well 'opes so.

Where bes the rest a you scalliwags? Does me and me matey Cap'n starker bark have ta carry this one by ourselves?

Bad enough I gots to tend the tiller whilst the Cap'n holds fast to the wheel.

I think after wee-wee-weeing all the way home, everyone must be feeling a bit.......drained.

That's what the wooden buckets are for.

Oh now I see. Doc has the flu and the starkers is taking over for him till he gets better. I'm always a good boy.

No more hijack here. We bes back in business matey......

HA!