At least his story has a happy ending. Here's what happened to the little piggy who went to the market.

Not really!   By the time he paid the bail bondsman and the court costs he'd worked pimped all that week for nothing.

Oh, and I hope that poor piggy was under anaesthetic when they shoved that spit pole up its ancestors.

Makes me wanna keep Kosher and even become a vegetarian.

Jeez... I thought the brains wall was bad. This one? Yuk. You win, Wiz!  

weeeee!

I wonder. Did the oink in the piggie leak out after they ... you know ... or did the piggie do all his oinking while looking right at that pig sticker?

Oohh ... that's one helluva OUCH!

Nope, the oink didn't leak out... but I can tell you that he squealed like a... um, pig.

It must've been a good squeal because it set off car alarms for seven and a half miles all over town. Not only that but someone reported a rather large pig sticker stolen from a backyard rotisserie. Evidently this dude had one of his own on the spit all juiced up and ready to go.

 I'm surprised no ones posted this in the thread...yet. 

I was going to but had second thoughts... in case that wee lil piggy suffered a massive trauma from looking up and seeing his daddy on a spit.

I hope you get a flat! That damn commercial drives me nutz!

weee weeeee weeeeeeeeeeeee!

Wee, wee, weeee , we all weeeeeeeeee.... usually more frequently as we age.

You deserve to suffer. For a long time. With no help.

He's weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ing his way to an early visit from the starker bark brigade. One good KABOOOM! should do it.

I dunno, if he keeps weeing at this rate he might wee himself into a watery grave.

It could be the greatest deluge since the days of Noah

There's a sale on really big rubber duckies goin' on over at Fizzle's Bar and Grill. They say they're going really fast in anticipation of MaDeez's weeee  weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ing.

Apparently the army is breaking out its fleet of amphibian vehicles just in case... and the airforce has taken its seaplane fleet out of mothballs

I'm just hoping my local army surplus store has some of those guaranteed to keep your head above water life jackets left.... I'd hate to go under and get a mouthful.

i have been for years

and btw, "weeeeee weeeeeeee weeeeeeeeee!" has nothing to do with urinary issues. it just so happens i love that commercial.

and is having a snowball fight with pitching great randy johnson a good idea?

Bugger, I just bought a 'guaranteed to keep your head above water' life jacket.

That depends!  Does he have his hands tied behind his back?

BTW, does anybody wanna buy a 'guaranteed to keep your head above water' life jacket.... just in case?

I just bought one too and it has a no return policy attached. Where you been MaDeez?????

Cloooose.... but from what I've heard, microscopic is closer.... maybe a microscopic monolith (I hear he lithpth too, if you get my meaning).

Dum dee dum dee dum