I have got to get one of these!!

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Errr, looks dangerous...

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What a wonderful way to really injure yourself or someone else!

Poor ER Doc, Nurses and Surgeons who'll try to put the results of that idiocy right again...oh, and if they can't? Lawsuits for one and all!

Yeah. You really need one of those.

:thumbsdown:

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Doc, what's the matter with people having freedom?  I am hoping I misread you by thinking, you believe these types of things should not even be on the market and/ or regulated because, we as human being (being so stupid and all).  Cannot we just have a little fun?

The process of natural selection will take care of everything, intellectual and accidental.  Our risks in life should be determined by ourselves.

You gotta admit that micro cannon is pretty cool though, and yeah, I'll admit dangerous.

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Man, that is awesome.

I need one of those.

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By that logic DrJBHL I guess I should lock my door and lay in bed till I die! I said I want one , there are many things I want , but will never have. I want to fly in a spacecraft, drive a F1 race car and fly an F22 Raptor all of things that will never happen! All of which can kill you dead , with no risk ,there is no reward.

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All I have read is hyperbole.

No human progress, nor fun without a toy cannon designed to do damage (just like it's larger brothers).

Really. Argument to the absurd. Go buy them and 'enjoy'. I'm outta here.

o_O

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Hey Doc...look at it this way....job security! ;) Not something a little kid should have...but I'd love to blow a hole in my TV when them damn politicians come on. :grin:

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Doc, what's the matter with people having freedom?

God yes.

Everyone should have the RIGHT to kill and/or injure others - or themselves.

Blowing your own brains out first solves the problem.

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Hyperbole it may be Doc ,but it is true! Another thing that is risky is any surgery that involves a general anesthetic, granted the risk are mitigated in a hospital setting but you still sign a document that stipulates the risk have been explained and you understand that you may die in the process. My point was that there is risk of death or sever disfigurement just walking out of your door, but people do it every day and not just for fun, the act of eating carries risk but we still do it! Here is a joke to lighten the mood! What is the difference between doctors and God, God doesn't believe he is a doctor :D

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I want fifty of them!  Now I can prepare my squirrel war that I have been planning this for years.  Years!  Up until now I have been relying on my sling shot duct tapped to my dog, but now ?!?!?!  Now I have a weapon that will make the difference.  Those dang squirrels won't know what hit 'em!  Well, except the one I call 'Napoleon'.  He thinks he's a fancy one alright.  Swinging from tree to tree.  Eating the bird seed out of the bird feeder.  Taunting me with that little, French squirrel accent.  By God your days are numbered Napoleon!  You hear me? 

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Hey man, I can't think of a better way to hold up a convenient store or bank. Taste the power of my tiny balls of steel!

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Quoting Admiral100, reply 10
I want fifty of them!  Now I can prepare my squirrel war that I have been planning this for years.  Years!  Up until now I have been relying on my sling shot duct tapped to my dog, but now ?!?!?!  Now I have a weapon that will make the difference.  Those dang squirrels won't know what hit 'em!  Well, except the one I call 'Napoleon'.  He thinks he's a fancy one alright.  Swinging from tree to tree.  Eating the bird seed out of the bird feeder.  Taunting me with that little, French squirrel accent.  By God your days are numbered Napoleon!  You hear me? 

Why "settle"? ;)

Quoting Servius, reply 11
Hey man, I can't think of a better way to hold up a convenient store or bank. Taste the power of my tiny balls of steel!

I'm NOT gonna say it!   *_*

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I'll take one! It's FANTASTIC!

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Quoting DrJBHL, reply 12

Quoting Admiral100, reply 10I want fifty of them!  Now I can prepare my squirrel war that I have been planning this for years.  Years!  Up until now I have been relying on my sling shot duct tapped to my dog, but now ?!?!?!  Now I have a weapon that will make the difference.  Those dang squirrels won't know what hit 'em!  Well, except the one I call 'Napoleon'.  He thinks he's a fancy one alright.  Swinging from tree to tree.  Eating the bird seed out of the bird feeder.  Taunting me with that little, French squirrel accent.  By God your days are numbered Napoleon!  You hear me? 
Why "settle"?




Quoting Servius, reply 11Hey man, I can't think of a better way to hold up a convenient store or bank. Taste the power of my tiny balls of steel!
I'm NOT gonna say it!  

I need one of those to get rid of the moles.  They are becoming more problematic than the squirrels.  That's right moles.... you are next!

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Quoting Servius, reply 11
Hey man, I can't think of a better way to hold up a convenient store or bank. Taste the power of my tiny balls of steel!
BALLS OF STEEL!

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Seeing the damage one of these little suckers can inflict, I'm with Doc on this one.   Put one in the hands of somebody juvenile or unstable and you're just asking for trouble.  Yup, positively dangerous and not a good idea, so yeah, I can see these being next on law enforcement's list of concealable weapons.

Besides, one (or several) would be no good to me, even to get rid of those pesky squirrels (possums).  Mother always told me never to play with matches.

 

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I need one of those to get rid of the moles. They are becoming more problematic than the squirrels. That's right moles.... you are next!

Man, I hate those buggers...they tear my lawn up every year. How do we kill them?  :ninja:

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Guns don't kill people....drivers with cell phones kill people!!!

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I need one of those to get rid of the moles.
I don't know about moles but a shotgun is an effective way to remove warts.x_x

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Quoting RedneckDude, reply 18

I need one of those to get rid of the moles. They are becoming more problematic than the squirrels. That's right moles.... you are next!

Man, I hate those buggers...they tear my lawn up every year. How do we kill them? 

The CIA has had moles for years and can't get rid of 'em.   Kill one and a couple more recruits come to take his/her place.

I think I'd rather moles ruining my lawn than bull ants, though.  Once you have those it's real hard to get rid of them - poison off one nest and they just pop up in another location not far away - and the bastards have a bite like all buggery if you stand still for half a second.

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Man, that is awesome.

I need one of those.

I'll take one! It's FANTASTIC!

 

I got insurance but then again I am not dumb enough to point it at me or anyone else

 

Besides, one (or several) would be no good to me, even to get rid of those pesky squirrels (possums). Mother always told me never to play with matches.
Use a Lighter *_*

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Quoting RedneckDude, reply 18

I need one of those to get rid of the moles. They are becoming more problematic than the squirrels. That's right moles.... you are next!
Man, I hate those buggers...they tear my lawn up every year. How do we kill them? 

 

Sorry to get this off topic a bit, but...

I used to use a plunger type trap, but man alive, I ordered a Wiretek Easy Eliminator online.  Best dang purchase I've made in years.   I have killed about 8 moles this spring/summer and it's the easiest mole trap I have ever used.  Those plunger type traps are a pain in the ass to set; all you do for this one is set in on the ground, step on it, and leave it alone until the mole sets it off.   And, yes, they will just tear the crap out of a yard and or garden.  I have found that you have to kill them early on in the spring, that is when the little buggers like to get their moley freak on and make more moles. 

 

 

wiretek easyeliminator

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I got insurance but then again I am not dumb enough to point it at me or anyone else

So what happens when a shot ricochets off a target into somebody... or yourself?  And I don't know that your insurance company would pay out for any injuries sustained to yourself or orhers... they'd say silly is as silly does.

Use a Lighter

I don't carry one of those anymore, either.... not since I quit the smokes. ;)

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I don't carry one of those anymore, either.... not since I quit the smokes.

 

ok rub 2 sticks together :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:   oops I mean Peg leg