Zazimire Zazimire

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2 kids a wife two parents 3 grandparents tons of aunts and uncles many nieces nephews cousins friends and not one hates me and wants me in jail.  I have taken 15 years to write 400 poems and study all music.   I created my brain in the 3 years I spent in a closet thinking about life.   I keep putting things into effect and they always grow, I have voices so I get opposition but I subdue them (I give them their opions) but they must respect my opions.   And I have had years where literally a million thoughts produced good and truthful results.   I am not the lame man.   And no one wants me in jail! except Religious Zealots. -Jeremy Sr. bent on tradition

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Reply #26 Top

It is time to order a short beer without the foam.  I would but I just had my pants pressed.

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This thread is a perfect example of why some parents should be made to use contraceptives...

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All my knowledge deals with issues not babble and jokes

well.... here..... we leave our 'issues' behind...... (well, most of us)...... and come here for babble and jokes.... among other things... so, you'll have to excuse us.... ;)

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Quoting Jafo, reply 25

my writting may not be on the same beat as the reader


It's certainly not on the same wavelength as its audience.

 

 

 

Or same planet.

*hands Jafo a Win-Cookie*

Reply #30 Top

Cake.

Reply #31 Top

Cake.

:d I hope you brought enough for everybody

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Quoting Fuzzy, reply 27
This thread is a perfect example of why some parents should be made to use contraceptives...
I've always been a strong proponent of retroactive abortions.

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Maybe Zazimire will share some of his "special" brownies with us.   :dur: :D :w00t:   *_* :( :zzz:

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Just say no to crack! ;) Gee...wonder why no one wants you in jail? Could it be they did or are doing the same drugs you are?  I wish forums had common sense or logic checkers and would just self delete when they came across rants like this....well actually...thats an insult to rants...this just doesn't make any sense. o_O And are these meant to be quotes of some kind since you seem to have this need to sign your name to everything? Seriously...you should just use notepad and post these to your own files. 

Where's a good BOOM or EGADS! when you need one!? XD

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Where's a good BOOM or EGADS! when you need one!?

Don't say that, those often lead to multiple postings :P Well maybe not anymore since Bara worked his magic..

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Damn, I should have never quit my cult...goodtimes. :drool:

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Quoting GoaGalneGbilski, reply 16
Two elks were sitting in a tree, when a submarine landed in the tree next to them. Then the taller elk said to the tallest, "I think his mother shops in a grocery store."

Two elks were out flying one day, when one said to the other: "We can't fly!" To which the other one said: "Of course we can, since my legs are just the same length, especially the right one."

Two elks were shopping one day, when one of them spotted an orange. HE then joked to the other elk, "Look it is a banana."

Oh gawd, that's funny...

Two dentists were at the racetrack, watching John Candy eat Pamela Anderson.  Fork?  I need no stinkin' fork! But if you give me a pair of scissors, I can cut out this PETA ad and it will taste like worm guts strained through a porch screen.

...and on, and on, and on.

Somebody lock this before my brain explodes x_x

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Human life is hard to find I.R Brainiac, you martians shouldn't have come here! -Jeremy Sr.

Lol

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Human life is hard to find

I'm sure I don't have to point out that this is factually inaccurate. :P

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Quoting WebGizmos, reply 36
Just say no to crack! Gee...wonder why no one wants you in jail? Could it be they did or are doing the same drugs you are?  I wish forums had common sense or logic checkers and would just self delete when they came across rants like this....well actually...thats an insult to rants...this just doesn't make any sense. And are these meant to be quotes of some kind since you seem to have this need to sign your name to everything? Seriously...you should just use notepad and post these to your own files. 

Where's a good BOOM or EGADS! when you need one!?

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"Schizophrenia is a group of severe brain disorders in which people interpret reality abnormally. Schizophrenia may result in some combination of hallucinations, delusions and disordered thinking and behavior. The ability of people with schizophrenia to function normally and to care for themselves tends to deteriorate over time." http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/schizophrenia/DS00196

Reply #45 Top

That's great, but I'm pretty sure it's impossible to properly diagnose a mental disorder over the internet.

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Quoting Annatar11, reply 45
That's great, but I'm pretty sure it's impossible to properly diagnose a mental disorder over the internet.


I wasn't making a diagnosis, I was making a suggestion that perhaps there were reasons other than the 2 made prior to this one (bad translator and drugs) as to why this poster posts in the manner that he does.

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Could someone PLEASE get rid of this Zazimire person and their asinine comments on this site!  All he/she is doing is posting nonsense and tying up the forums with the rantings of a crazed mind.  Thank you.

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Quoting k10w3, reply 46



Quoting Annatar11,
reply 45
That's great, but I'm pretty sure it's impossible to properly diagnose a mental disorder over the internet.

I wasn't making a diagnosis, I was making a suggestion that perhaps there were reasons other than the 2 made prior to this one (bad translator and drugs) as to why this poster posts in the manner that he does.

My vote is with Annatar11, as that is what I immediately thought of as well. Hearing voices is definitely one of the big symptoms of schizophrenia.

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Quoting LightStar, reply 48
Could someone PLEASE get rid of this Zazimire person and their asinine comments on this site!  All he/she is doing is posting nonsense and tying up the forums with the rantings of a crazed mind.  Thank you.

Curious... though I agree with the "Out of his Mind" perception suggesting that he is tying up forums is ridiculous.  In fact, given the number of hits/responses his recent two threads have had, I'd suggest we're "buying in" by all just driving slowing by looking at the car accident.